anyone interested

[In With the Lurpak]

Every one welcome even lefties      maybe sometime over the crimbo holidays

One click of a link and you're away . No personal details needed just make up a email get the link off me and that's it.

Play for fun  or play for a little wager  :money: up to you all if any one fancies an hour or so game of texas hold em .

Just use your RR Screen name at the table

Got one more night shift then off . up to 10 players on a table so anyone interested say below we will sort out a game.

[BoroRedKen]

Pencil me in Crocks.

Love a bit of the old poker.

If i remember rightly 3 2's, 1 Ace and a banana is a full house right?

I just want to check because i would not want anyone to hustle a newbie like me.....


Unpack 'em, Rack 'em and stack 'em!

 

[In With the Lurpak]

   Top man Kenny

[BoroRedKen]

Simple tip for online sites like Party Poker (of which im banned from under my real name and bank acc)

In the freerolls (no outlay no risk) 2nd time round after the flop go all in if you can. You might be unlucky and be on a table with a few others who play this way..

You will either crash and burn or you will take 3/4 of the table out if you win it.

Do a lot of damage in freerolls.

Another Tip? Dont ever chase a pot on online poker ANYWHERE. The bigger the pot the bigger the "house".

[Poolielad]

I will play depending on what app you gonna use, but to be fair i am banned off a fair few of them, and to be double fair, the majority of them are shite.

[TheWalker]

I'm up for a game-previous I played at a reasonable level,mostly online but not played for a while

[BoroRedKen]

I was "taught" by Carmens ex landlord. He played pro in America on the circuit for 3 years ish. Made enough to sit back in his big house in Saltburn, bought 10 houses scattered around East Cleveland and now lives off them.

I had only been dating Carmen about a week and he took me on to "collect" rents, Sort evictions and tidy up the empty gaffs.

Little known fact about Kenny. A very unknown little fact.

When i was 31 i was a registered bailiff for a year and a bit.

I never mention it because i am disgusted and embarrassed that i ever did a job like that. And took my wages and commission every payday without giving a fuck about the people i evicted.

The last "job" i did was the end of me and that work.
I had the papers to evict a lass with 2 small kids. The lass had been knocked from pillar to post by the fucking scumbag "father" of her kids.
Yes she had a few issues herself but the kid herself really was just trying to escape that cunt. The poor lass had to be shifted all over to get away from him. The kids had done nothing to deserve to be in that situation and i could no longer do that kind of work for 1 min more.

Yes i "evicted" her and the kids like some cunt that did not see human beings. All i saw, i thought, was pound signs and a paypacket.

I evicted her. Then drove her and the kids to Boro to a B+B on Borough Rd, where i had done work for the owner. Got her and kids in there, "sorted" a price with Azed for them to stay a few weeks on the cheap and paid for it with the money i had "earned" from evicting her.

She managed to get a house and finally her and the young uns were safe.
I "ripped" up my licence and never did a day more of that kind of work ever again. And would never do it again.
I detest bailiffs with a passion.
Stood there with their fucking skinhead, black leather bomber jacket to look fucking paramilitary thinking that piece of paper allowing to do the job made them some sort of God with the fucking right to destroy someones life even more than it probably was already.

My hatred for bailiffs is palpable. If i found out 1 of you members did that for a living, no matter how we got on, you would no longer be welcome on RR. I know its my conscience kicking me for doing that job. And i know helping that 1 family and changing how i thought about myself as a human will never change the disgust i still feel over 20 years later for being a part of that industry.

Some of these cunts will put their bezzy mates papers to take his motor of him for non payment to the bottom of a work pile then go throw some family out on the street because the dad lost his job and got behind with the rent.
The 1 time s have had 1 at my door do you think i invited him in for a coffee and understood "he was only doing his job, and somebody has to do it"?
I shall leave that for you to decide what happened.

BUT ANYWAYS IM UP FOR A GAME!!

Sorry for going off on 1 lads. I detest them fuckers that take money under the pretence of "its a job" whilst inflicting more debt and misery on folks who might have had just hit a bump int the road of their lives.

CAPITA. THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF WANKERS WALKING THIS EARTH. EVERY ONE OF THEM TO "MAN" IS NOTHING BUT A JUMPED UP SHITHOUSE. IF YOU GET 1 AT YOUR DOOR OR A RELATIVES THEN CHASE THE SHITHOUSES. LAMP THE FUCKERS. I WILL BEG STEAL OR BORROW AND PAY YOUR FINE FOR YOU.

I did not work for Capita (i dont know if they existed back then). I did work for a well known company. In fact the company feature in a long running tv show. They were just kind of starting out when i was employed by them.

SCUMBAGS.

[In With the Lurpak]

I will play depending on what app you gonna use, but to be fair i am banned off a fair few of them, and to be double fair, the majority of them are shite.

We will be playing on here https://www.pokernow.club/


You don't put any personal details in this site at all . Just make up an email leave it on this page or a PM to me ill send you all the link .

Click the link

put in your poker / RR name

add 5000 chips or what ever we are going to start with

and that's it

No names no bank details nowt .

I am out Saturday night so I was thinking Friday night maybe or when ever is best for everyone who wants to play, Only lasts an hour or so ill sort out all the blinds and how much how fast they go up.

[In With the Lurpak]

I was "taught" by Carmens ex landlord. He played pro in America on the circuit for 3 years ish. Made enough to sit back in his big house in Saltburn, bought 10 houses scattered around East Cleveland and now lives off them.

I had only been dating Carmen about a week and he took me on to "collect" rents, Sort evictions and tidy up the empty gaffs.

Little known fact about Kenny. A very unknown little fact.

When i was 31 i was a registered bailiff for a year and a bit.

I never mention it because i am disgusted and embarrassed that i ever did a job like that. And took my wages and commission every payday without giving a fuck about the people i evicted.

The last "job" i did was the end of me and that work.
I had the papers to evict a lass with 2 small kids. The lass had been knocked from pillar to post by the fucking scumbag "father" of her kids.
Yes she had a few issues herself but the kid herself really was just trying to escape that cunt. The poor lass had to be shifted all over to get away from him. The kids had done nothing to deserve to be in that situation and i could no longer do that kind of work for 1 min more.

Yes i "evicted" her and the kids like some cunt that did not see human beings. All i saw, i thought, was pound signs and a paypacket.

I evicted her. Then drove her and the kids to Boro to a B+B on Borough Rd, where i had done work for the owner. Got her and kids in there, "sorted" a price with Azed for them to stay a few weeks on the cheap and paid for it with the money i had "earned" from evicting her.

She managed to get a house and finally her and the young uns were safe.
I "ripped" up my licence and never did a day more of that kind of work ever again. And would never do it again.
I detest bailiffs with a passion.
Stood there with their fucking skinhead, black leather bomber jacket to look fucking paramilitary thinking that piece of paper allowing to do the job made them some sort of God with the fucking right to destroy someones life even more than it probably was already.

My hatred for bailiffs is palpable. If i found out 1 of you members did that for a living, no matter how we got on, you would no longer be welcome on RR. I know its my conscience kicking me for doing that job. And i know helping that 1 family and changing how i thought about myself as a human will never change the disgust i still feel over 20 years later for being a part of that industry.

Some of these cunts will put their bezzy mates papers to take his motor of him for non payment to the bottom of a work pile then go throw some family out on the street because the dad lost his job and got behind with the rent.
The 1 time s have had 1 at my door do you think i invited him in for a coffee and understood "he was only doing his job, and somebody has to do it"?
I shall leave that for you to decide what happened.

BUT ANYWAYS IM UP FOR A GAME!!

Sorry for going off on 1 lads. I detest them fuckers that take money under the pretence of "its a job" whilst inflicting more debt and misery on folks who might have had just hit a bump int the road of their lives.

CAPITA. THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF WANKERS WALKING THIS EARTH. EVERY ONE OF THEM TO "MAN" IS NOTHING BUT A JUMPED UP SHITHOUSE. IF YOU GET 1 AT YOUR DOOR OR A RELATIVES THEN CHASE THE SHITHOUSES. LAMP THE FUCKERS. I WILL BEG STEAL OR BORROW AND PAY YOUR FINE FOR YOU.

I did not work for Capita (i dont know if they existed back then). I did work for a well known company. In fact the company feature in a long running tv show. They were just kind of starting out when i was employed by them.

SCUMBAGS.

Good Man Kenny     

Not that I have had a Bailiff at the door but it's obvious what them cunts are all about . Bullies sent to put the fear of god into most people who are basically broke . I can well believe every last word you have wrote here.  :carrick2:


Never had a Bailiff but the other silly cunts called TV Licence officer ( the telly man ) I had one turn up must be 5 or so years ago now , dressed like a copper I am sure this twat was wearing a stab vest , phone attached all looking important . opened the door as soon as he started with his I am here to see ( me  ) giving it large he got frog marched up the path with a massive fuck off n don't come back . He never did .

[BoroRedKen]

Thats CAPITA for you there Crocks.

You always see them round council bungalow estates all fucking puffed up like peacocks 'cos they have just scared half to death to some old biddy on her own, probably only a few years away from a free licence, and bullied her with fake "criminal offence" bollocks (its a statute not a fucking law!) to cough up nearly a few hundred quid or sign up to 30 quid a month or whatever its now till she gets her free 1.

I DETEST them.

Send the goons an access removal email. Play them at their own games.

If your old dear or fella are on their own and these clowns have been sniffing round them like fucking vultures over a carcass get your mum to ring them up. Dont listen to the bollocks of "we can sign you up over the phone" get mum to ask for a "visit".
Then make sure you are and chase the vultures.
If you cant be there i will fucking go and sit with her till they rock up. Such is my level of hatred for them.

Ive had it all on my mum in laws doorstep. I have even had them coming in pairs and trios. I have even had "Big Fucking Jimmy" from the "office", what a fanny he turned out to be! her neighbours did call the cops on that 1 'cos i lost the plot with him stood in the street in just my undercrackers screaming at him i was gonna find out where he lived and i was going to go his house everyday for a month and shit through his letterbox.

I DETEST CAPITA.

IF YOU WORK FOR THEM ITS SIMPLE.

FUCK OFF.

THEN COME BACK.












THEN FUCK OFF AGAIN. 

[Johnny Thunder]

Sorry boys, I'll be busy being fuckin pissed up.









:monkeyman4:





Have fun.

[TeessideTopgun]

Thanks for the invite but Im not a gambler so I will have to pass ( not a judgement by the way just not interested in any form of gambling)

As for Bailiffs , never had anything to do with them (apart from Channel 4 prog) but share your feelings  Ken   

[BoroRedKen]

Thanks for the invite but Im not a gambler so I will have to pass ( not a judgement by the way just not interested in any form of gambling)

As for Bailiffs , never had anything to do with them (apart from Channel 4 prog) but share your feelings  Ken   

Is the "gamble" side a bit "exaggerated" in this instance? If it could be somehow worked around i think it would be a decent "community" event.

[BoroRedKen]

Read my thread in my members boys on this i dont want my ideas stealing!

 

[TeessideTopgun]

Thanks for the invite but Im not a gambler so I will have to pass ( not a judgement by the way just not interested in any form of gambling)

As for Bailiffs , never had anything to do with them (apart from Channel 4 prog) but share your feelings  Ken   

Is the "gamble" side a bit "exaggerated" in this instance? If it could be somehow worked around i think it would be a decent "community" event.

😂😂 I know your'e game

You gonna suggest strip poker 😂😂😂






If so , ok Im all in 😂😂😂

[BoroRedKen]

Thanks for the invite but Im not a gambler so I will have to pass ( not a judgement by the way just not interested in any form of gambling)

As for Bailiffs , never had anything to do with them (apart from Channel 4 prog) but share your feelings  Ken   

Is the "gamble" side a bit "exaggerated" in this instance? If it could be somehow worked around i think it would be a decent "community" event.

😂😂 I know your'e game

You gonna suggest strip poker 😂😂😂






If so , ok Im all in 😂😂😂

Should not that be you will be all out?

 

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Is there a site for online Rummy? I know how to play that.

[BoroRedKen]

Yes Tel.


Its called the 1930's...............


    

[TerryCochranesSocks]