GAG O THE DAY

[BoroRedKen]

A geezer goes in to a Ferrari showroom and declares "I can outrun any car in here on foot".

1 of the salesman thinks "bollocks he is effing mental".

The salesman starts up the fastest Ferrari they have.

The race is on.

The salesman slams the car into 2nd.
There is the bloke just jogging alongside him.

The salesman puts his foot down now. 50 mph!
The bloke still running alongside the car.

The salesman thinks "cant be having this" Vrooom 90 mph!
The salesman looks and the guy is no longer there.

He turns the car around to find the guy laying in the middle of the covered in blood.

"Are you ok?" asks the salesman.

"Yes i will be but i would of beaten you" replies the runner.

"Give over thats a top spec Ferrari. No human could of outrun it" said the salesman.

"I could of beaten you".

"But i got a blow out in my Nikes at 80 mph"..............








 :getmycoat:  (x2 just to make sure i do fuck off!!) 

[Johnny Thunder]

Fuck me.






 









 

[TerryCochranesSocks]

have

[Northallerton_Boro]

*Deactivates Account*

[TeessideTopgun]

Can't compete with that one Ken

👏👏👏

[TheWalker]

Gag o the day
The day being in 1970 when I first heard it 😀

[John Trebor]

Gag o the day
The day being in 1970 when I first heard it 😀

I don't believe you. Nike didn't exist until 1971.