A journo

BoroRedKen · December 17, 2023, 06:59:25 AM

Enters a pub and asks the barman where Fireman Billy is.

The barman replies "Fireman Billy? You mean Cocksucker Billy. He is over there".

The journo goes over to table of men and asks them where Fireman Billy is.

1 of the men says "You mean Cocksucker Billy" "Thats him there".

The journo goes over and asks the man if he is Fireman Billy.

The guy says "Yes i am"

"Why do people call you Cocksucker Billy"? Asks the journo.

"Im fucking sick of this" shouts Billy.

"Hey Jimbo how many fires have i put out" asks Billy.

"Fucking hundreds mate" says Jimbo.

"How many lives have i saved Fred" asks Billy.

"Fucking hundreds" replies Fred.

Billy turns to the journo and shouts.....

"But you suck 1 cock"............

Johnny Thunder · December 17, 2023, 09:39:31 AM

:getmycoat:

TeessideTopgun · December 17, 2023, 09:45:42 AM

Does it count of its your own ?? Asking for a friend 😉

BoroRedKen · December 17, 2023, 10:45:30 AM

Quote from: TeessideTopgun on December 17, 2023, 09:45:42 AMDoes it count of its your own ?? Asking for a friend 😉

Is there not an urban myth about some pop star had vertebrates removed so he could please himself?

Marilyn Manson?

It was either him or Cliff Richard. I cant remember....

BoroRedKen · December 17, 2023, 10:47:35 AM

Damn!

Missed an oppo to diss Lineker with a "if anyone would want to fellate themselves it would be nailed on for Lineker" type dig!

BoroRedKen · December 17, 2023, 10:50:00 AM

CLANGGGGGGGGGG

Hear that Toppy? Im the winner!

Thats the sound of me hitting the bottom 1st!!

TMG501 · December 17, 2023, 10:55:28 AM

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on December 17, 2023, 10:45:30 AMIs there not an urban myth about some pop star had vertebrates removed so he could please himself?

I thought that it was Prince

TeessideTopgun · December 17, 2023, 11:00:15 AM

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on December 17, 2023, 10:50:00 AMCLANGGGGGGGGGG

Hear that Toppy? Im the winner!

Thats the sound of me hitting the bottom 1st!!

👏👏👏👏