Stuff I love

[AtomicDog]

I was in B&Q today getting some materials for a 'foreigner' I'm doing on the Grove in Marton tomorrow . . .

When I was walking down the isle I saw a sign at the end that read 'ceiling fan's'
 when I got to the end of the isle there was a group of  excited people looking up whilst clapping and cheering.

When I walked down the next next aisle I saw a blind man who was swinging his dog around by it's lead.
He looked at Me and said . . .

"Just having a look around Lad"

On the way home I popped into Screwfix.

The bloke behind the counter said "there's nothing We can do Lad"

Chippie
Marton Manor
Boro

[Blott]

I thought I was ST ? Small Time

Who am I now then with the LT ?

Little Tory, ST.

[erimus74]

Haven't got a clue if this is bollocks but it sounds good.




 

Like that Johnny, 🤣

[AtomicDog]

My owner was thinking of getting Me a companion as he thought I was a bit lonely.
He came up with the idea of getting a 'rescue' Dog.

Well we've had him a few months now and I've been keeping an eye on him.

Last night was the acid test, with storm Ciaran

Due to the gale force winds we lost the signal on our telly.
When our owner was on the roof, doing his Rod Hull bit with the arerial I heard an almighty scream then a dull thud, this was around 20:30 last night.

When I looked out of the window this morning our owner was still laid out on the lawn . . . .

Now call me fickle but all our 'rescue' dog has done is lick his face and sniff his crotch?

If our owner doesn't come round soon, it's muggins here who's going to have to phone the ambulance!

Dino
Alexandra Pl
Combe Down
Bath
East Somerset

[In With the Lurpak]

DOG