Today;s Joke

[AtomicDog]

[Mike Peeler]

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?


I want you inside me!










What's long and hard and full of semen?.








A submarine









 

[Mike Peeler]

Being kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love?





Unless you live alone


Or


In Prison...

[AtomicDog]

[AtomicDog]

I met a girl in a pub last night.

She said:
"Do you want to come outside and I'll show you a good time"? . . .

So, eagerly I followed Her outside. . .


She then ran the 100 metres in 10.6 seconds, which I thought was quite impressive.

[Johnny Thunder]

 




 

[Mike Peeler]

I met a girl in a pub last night.

She said:
"Do you want to come outside and I'll show you a good time"? . . .

So, eagerly I followed Her outside. . .


She then ran the 100 metres in 10.6 seconds, which I thought was quite impressive.

Quality lad - 

[In With the Lurpak]

Roses are red

Violets are Blue

Blots a transBender next Monda ....he'll have a shaved Mot