Hold on to your sides...

Sir Digby · August 22, 2023, 07:28:45 AM

they might just split

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-66569215.amp

LIDDLE_TOWERS999 · August 22, 2023, 07:35:12 AM

I WOULD RATHER SIT ON A FUCKING CACTUS 🌵🌵🌵

THAN LISTEN TO THAT SHIT

BERNARD MANNING WILL BE TURNING IN HIS GRAVE 😌😌😌

BoroRedKen · August 22, 2023, 07:50:55 AM

Fuck me! Bernard Manning must be spinning in his grave.

I went out with a lass from the zoo. Lovely girl.
She was a keeper.

Massive hands....

BoroRedKen · August 22, 2023, 07:53:46 AM

I went out with a lass from the zoo.

You could tell she was a keeper.

She stunk of elephant shit!

BoroRedKen · August 22, 2023, 07:54:50 AM

"Fringe comedians"....

Ive shat them!!.....

BoroRedKen · August 22, 2023, 07:57:21 AM

"oh oh a man walked into a bar"

"Wallop"

"It was an iron bar"

Held by a TRA in a wheelchair because the man was a TERF and racist and misogynist"

Thats a "Fringe" joke...

LIDDLE_TOWERS999 · August 22, 2023, 08:34:31 AM

OW BALDAM... 😁

MUST BE COSTING YOU A FUCKING FORTUNE IN SHERBET DABS 🙄😌🙄

TerryCochranesSocks · August 22, 2023, 09:13:15 AM

Pissed up fella in the pub shouts to a group of people in the corner "You lot over there, you're a bunch of cunts!"
Then he turns to another group and says "And you lot, you're a shower of bastards!"
One bloke stands up and says "Hey, I'm not a bastard."
"Well get over there with the cunts then!"

LIDDLE_TOWERS999 · August 22, 2023, 09:19:17 AM

Quote from: TerryCochranesSocks on August 22, 2023, 09:13:15 AMPissed up fella in the pub shouts to a group of people in the corner "You lot over there, you're a bunch of cunts!"
Then he turns to another group and says "And you lot, you're a shower of bastards!"
One bloke stands up and says "Hey, I'm not a bastard."
"Well get over there with the cunts then!"

FUCKING HELL 😁

DON'T GIVE UP THE DAY JOB TEL... 🙄🙄🙄

TerryCochranesSocks · August 22, 2023, 09:21:21 AM

It's a Manning joke, needs to be "read" in a Manning voice, it's fucking hilarious.

BoroRedKen · August 22, 2023, 10:11:59 AM

Im with Tel on this. Say that joke in your head in a Bernard voice and its funny as fook!

The Fringe is 1 thing i have never fancied going to.

Look at the biggest turncoat in comedy lately.

Frankie Boyle.

Made jokes about Katie Price and Harvey but if you tell a trans joke he calls you a bigot.

Woke bellend.

Francks left peg · August 22, 2023, 10:18:11 AM

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on August 22, 2023, 10:11:59 AMIm with Tel on this. Say that joke in your head in a Bernard voice and its funny as fook!

The Fringe is 1 thing i have never fancied going to.

Look at the biggest turncoat in comedy lately.

Frankie Boyle.

Made jokes about Katie Price and Harvey but if you tell a trans joke he calls you a bigot.

Woke bellend.

I always fancied going, but the quality on offer gets worse year by year. Think I'll give it a miss

BoroRedKen · August 22, 2023, 10:32:57 AM

I suppose i should add that it has changed.

This years did not seem "funny" to me what bits i saw.

Its almost trying to be the new "alternative" comedy but we have had the Ben Eltons and Rik Mayall's. Theirs had edge.
This new comedy is too "safe".

tunstall · August 22, 2023, 02:07:43 PM

I guess the wokes on them.

Johnny Thunder · August 22, 2023, 02:50:52 PM

What a load of fuckin shite.