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[BoroRedKen]

Aw Monkeyman.

I hope the fella is well n good.

[BoroRedKen]

HOW ABOUT A BEDTIME STORY?


Late one night this guy is speeding down the empty road. A copper sees him go flying past so chases him and pulls him over. The copper goes up to the car and when the man rolls down the window, he asks, "Are you aware of how fast you were going, sir?"

The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."

The copper looks at him disbelievingly and asks him, "Were you the one being robbed, sir?"

The man casually replies, "Oh no, I was the one who committed the robbery. I was escaping."

The copper is shocked and surprised that the man has admitted this so freely. He says, "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?"

"Oh yes," replies the man calmly. "I have all the swag in the back."

The copper is now starting to get angry and says, "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me" as he reaches into the window to take the car keys out of the ignition.

The man shouts, "Don't do that! I'm afraid that you'll find the gun in my glove box!" At this the copper pulls his hand out of the window and says, "Wait here" as he returns to his car and calls for backup.
Soon there are cars, coppers and helicopters all over, everywhere you look. The man is quickly dragged out of his car, handcuffed and taken towards a coppers car.

However, just before he is put in the car and taken away another copper walks up to him and says, while pointing at the copper that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer tells us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen swag in the boot of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove box. However, we didn't find any of these things in your car."











The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that lying twat said I was speeding too!"





I shall see myself out.......

[Sir Digby]

Dunno what's been going on tonight, but Sit Digby has been has been dragged out with the wife and neighbours, I'd have rather arsed about in my garden today, avoiding the match going on.
I'm a Catholic boy. My mam is catholic and goes to church all the time, my dad is protestant and drops her off and picks her up.
My wife's uncle does the whole going up to Rangers thing and posting it all over Facebook with his flags and saying fuck the Pope.
I really don't get me.
I used to sit on the back row when my mam used to take me on a Saturday night after a match instead of a Sunday morning, we'd be in St Francis and I'd be literally sat next to Bernie and Pally.

Can't even remember my point now

Peace and love

[BoroRedKen]

The point is Diggers you sound like you have had a good night really!!

  

[Sir Digby]

The point is Diggers you sound like you have had a good night really!!

  

I'm sure they only invite me for a bit of entertainment