Andy Preston

Started by BoroRedKen, May 24, 2023, 09:35:30 AM

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BoroRedKen

Reviewing the news on TalkTV today at 1 pm. Give him a watch if you can.

 :bigjack 

BoroRedKen

Got a bet on with him he cant get the word Middlesbrough into his bit at least 4 times!

Blott

Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 24, 2023, 10:03:32 AMGot a bet on with him he cant get the word Middlesbrough into his bit at least 4 times!
I once did a presentation in Rothschilds bank to a load of self righteous tossers. I decided to play the football teams game without them knowing, you know the one 'I was in Sheffield on Wednesday'

My boss passed over a note to me after about 2 minutes, 'pack it in now'.

BoroRedKen

Quote from: Blott on May 24, 2023, 04:18:09 PM
Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 24, 2023, 10:03:32 AMGot a bet on with him he cant get the word Middlesbrough into his bit at least 4 times!
I once did a presentation in Rothschilds bank to a load of self righteous tossers. I decided to play the football teams game without them knowing, you know the one 'I was in Sheffield on Wednesday'

My boss passed over a note to me after about 2 minutes, 'pack it in now'.

Quality. Its the humour plus the fact that you were taking the mick out of them. Double bubble squire!
 :bigjack

BoroRedKen

Very "get your head around this yah" that must of been ala Rodney.

Were they all sat in high backed wooden chairs rubbing their fingers like Mr Burns?

 :ponder:

tunstall


Blott

Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 24, 2023, 04:23:14 PMVery "get your head around this yah" that must of been ala Rodney.

Were they all sat in high backed wooden chairs rubbing their fingers like Mr Burns?

 :ponder:
they were all the same, big 4 ties, talking about their weekends in Rome. I wish I had mentioned Benidorm.


I bored them for 40 odd minutes not saying anything of relevance.

BoroRedKen

Quote from: Blott on May 25, 2023, 09:46:54 AM
Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 24, 2023, 04:23:14 PMVery "get your head around this yah" that must of been ala Rodney.

Were they all sat in high backed wooden chairs rubbing their fingers like Mr Burns?

 :ponder:
they were all the same, big 4 ties, talking about their weekends in Rome. I wish I had mentioned Benidorm.


I bored them for 40 odd minutes not saying anything of relevance.

 :alf:

BoroRedKen

And here is me thinking going into Holme House to train prisoners to become prison Samaritans was dangerous!!

 :alf:

Blott

Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 25, 2023, 10:02:33 AMAnd here is me thinking going into Holme House to train prisoners to become prison Samaritans was dangerous!!

 :alf:
I love daft stuff. We played football at the Yarm prison. One of the lads on our team was Ginger, they slaughtered him.

BoroRedKen

Quote from: Blott on May 25, 2023, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 25, 2023, 10:02:33 AMAnd here is me thinking going into Holme House to train prisoners to become prison Samaritans was dangerous!!

 :alf:
I love daft stuff. We played football at the Yarm prison. One of the lads on our team was Ginger, they slaughtered him.

I enjoy knowing just myself that im the 1 taking the mick when around "Aloofs" and braggarts.

Must of been a fairly highflying "banking" sector you were involved with Blotty.
The Rothchild's are defo a "strange bunch".

Blott

Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 25, 2023, 10:15:56 AM
Quote from: Blott on May 25, 2023, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 25, 2023, 10:02:33 AMAnd here is me thinking going into Holme House to train prisoners to become prison Samaritans was dangerous!!

 :alf:
I love daft stuff. We played football at the Yarm prison. One of the lads on our team was Ginger, they slaughtered him.

I enjoy knowing just myself that im the 1 taking the mick when around "Aloofs" and braggarts.

Must of been a fairly highflying "banking" sector you were involved with Blotty.
The Rothchild's are defo a "strange bunch".
no not really. The company I worked for bought a business in another country and they wanted a summary of the risks involved as if I was going to tell them.

It's all Disney stuff.

TommyDickfingers

Quote from: Blott on May 25, 2023, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 25, 2023, 10:02:33 AMAnd here is me thinking going into Holme House to train prisoners to become prison Samaritans was dangerous!!

 :alf:
I love daft stuff. We played football at the Yarm prison. One of the lads on our team was Ginger, they slaughtered him.

When I played Sunday League Holme House entered a team in to the league.
Played all their matches at home as you would imagine and the team was a mix of inmates and screws.
The screws were proper dirty fuckers.

Blott

Quote from: TommyDickfingers on May 25, 2023, 10:46:35 AM
Quote from: Blott on May 25, 2023, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 25, 2023, 10:02:33 AMAnd here is me thinking going into Holme House to train prisoners to become prison Samaritans was dangerous!!

 :alf:
I love daft stuff. We played football at the Yarm prison. One of the lads on our team was Ginger, they slaughtered him.

When I played Sunday League Holme House entered a team in to the league.
Played all their matches at home as you would imagine and the team was a mix of inmates and screws.
The screws were proper dirty fuckers.
yes. The same as us. Some facilities they had. We give the showers a miss and came straight out.

TommyDickfingers

Quote from: Blott on May 25, 2023, 10:48:02 AM
Quote from: TommyDickfingers on May 25, 2023, 10:46:35 AM
Quote from: Blott on May 25, 2023, 10:09:22 AM
Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 25, 2023, 10:02:33 AMAnd here is me thinking going into Holme House to train prisoners to become prison Samaritans was dangerous!!

 :alf:
I love daft stuff. We played football at the Yarm prison. One of the lads on our team was Ginger, they slaughtered him.

When I played Sunday League Holme House entered a team in to the league.
Played all their matches at home as you would imagine and the team was a mix of inmates and screws.
The screws were proper dirty fuckers.
yes. The same as us. Some facilities they had. We give the showers a miss and came straight out.

They had an all weather pitch and it had been -5 or similar the night before and we were the only game to go ahead in the whole of the Teesborough/Langbaurgh leagues.

Changing rooms were unreal as you said.

BoroRedKen

Hang on you 2!

Are you sure you were not just extras in the Porridge movie???..........




 :alf:

BoroRedKen


TommyDickfingers

Quote from: Cletus Spuckler on May 25, 2023, 11:17:59 AMHang on you 2!

Are you sure you were not just extras in the Porridge movie???..........




 :alf:

They had some great players and iirc they had something like 300+ registered players.

Fair to say they absolutely pissed the league.