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[BoroRedKen]

I bought a Gateau blaster at a car boot sale the other day.

It only plays music by Cream, The Strawbs and The Jam.................



I finished my meal and the waiter said, "Your bill, sir."

I replied, "No, I'm Kenny."....................



I walked into a lunatic asylum earlier and saw a guy with his cock stuck in a biscuit tin.

He really was fucking crackers......................



I lost my job as a dodgems operator for no good reason.
It's ok though.
I successfully sued the owner for funfair dismissal...................

[BoroRedKen]

https://x.com/soulvibesbaby/status/1859270685442404795

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

YOU DEFFO BELONG IN THE BACK OF AN UBER.....    

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[Clem Fandango]