CHUCKLE TIME!

[BoroRedKen]

Doctor: "Your wife's in hospital."

Me: "How is she?"

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical."

Me: "Ah, you get used to that..."..........



The man that invented the Yo-Yo died yesterday.  He was lowered into his grave 15 times..............


I once worked as a mannequin in a clothing store.

I held that position for a long time..............


Studies show teen pregnancy declines drastically by the age 20..............


I lost my temper when I got sacked from my job as a weather forecaster.

No more mist and ice guy..............


I haven't seen my twin brother since I left Australia.

We were separated at Perth...............



I was once in a band called Teenager's Bed.

Never made it......................

[TeessideTopgun]

So they weren't Fortnum & Mason crackers ? 😉 

[BoroRedKen]

So they weren't Fortnum & Mason crackers ? 😉 

Car boot sale mate. 10 bob for as many as i could carry!