MADE ME CHUCKLE 2

[BoroRedKen]

 

🎵Sing to the tune of Squeeze's Cool For Cats. 🎵

The Indians buy some glasses and a dress for her at home.
My colleague wants a big house so I ask them for a loan.
My son he needs a study room and gets a penthouse suite.
I give a wink to Alli and we keep it all discreet.
Pretending I have morals but I'm a nasty little cheat.
I get a box at football, it's a lovely little stash.
And Alli gets in number 10 because it's Keir for cash
It's Keir for cash.

Keir for cash.

My clothes are looking tatty so I ask him for some more.
Another game of footie and we watch Bukayo score.
He takes me to a restaurant and he feeds me till I'm full.
We talk about my father and how he made a fking tool.
an' how I'd screw the country if I ever came to rule.
Then it's back to Alli's for a go on his prayer mat.
A little glass of champers and some Harrods aloo chaat.
It's Keir for cash.

Keir for cash.

Now I am the governor and I'm feeling pretty smug.
Granny might be freezing, but she's a racist little thug.
I fancy this, i fancy that, my suits are Savile Row.
Another little kickback just for letting Savile go.

and when I make a promise, just remember it's all crap.
I'm doing what they're telling me because I'm Keir for cash.
I'm Keir for cash.

Keir for cash.