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[Hound]

I've never imagined Smalltown as a woman before. Each to their own though

 

I also have never imagined smalltown as a woman,
Which is why I made the reference of "little ginger cunt"
Applies to both/all genders.

[RiversideRifle]

A straightener down the avenue of tents

 

[Clem Fandango]

Smalltown is an asexual product of damaged sperm that accidentally tripped into an over ripe egg on its way out. 

[Ayton Mews]

Smalltown is an asexual product of damaged sperm that accidentally tripped into an over ripe egg on its way out. 

[Clem Fandango]

Smalltown is an asexual product of damaged sperm that accidentally tripped into an over ripe egg on its way out. 

It would give you a break from the ----REDACTED---- bumming I suppose.

 

[RiversideRifle]

Good lad is smalltown 👍👍👍 we often meet for a few bevvys at London away games. You barely even notice the halitosis

[Hound]

Good lad is smalltown 👍👍👍 we often meet for a few bevvys at London away games. You barely even notice the halitosis

Neil isn't it?

[Ayton Mews]

Smalltown is an asexual product of damaged sperm that accidentally tripped into an over ripe egg on its way out. 

It would give you a break from the ----REDACTED---- bumming I suppose.

 

It's almost as if you're putting off going up to bed Clem lad

[RiversideRifle]

Good lad is smalltown 👍👍👍 we often meet for a few bevvys at London away games. You barely even notice the halitosis

Neil isn't it?

Prefers to be called the Cleasmeister

[Clem Fandango]

Smalltown is an asexual product of damaged sperm that accidentally tripped into an over ripe egg on its way out. 

It would give you a break from the ----REDACTED---- bumming I suppose.

 

It's almost as if you're putting off going up to bed Clem lad

Wrong kind of big. 

Tits bigger than yer head. 

 

[Ayton Mews]

He doth protesth

[Clem Fandango]

He doth protesth

Oh no I don't - not even when she is smothering me with them.

 

[Ayton Mews]

He doth protesth

Oh no I don't - not even when she is smothering me with them.

 

[Ural Quntz]

Well, left the pissing wet Ben Nevis this am, went to Oban (was sunny here for an hour) to buy some fuckin crab and prawns to make something posh for the what's for tea thread, before heading through glencoe, seen fuck all for mist, arrived at Loch Lomond campsite where the site warden is like fuckin smalltown, " 5mph limit on site, no noise after 10pm, make sure you are parked correctly on your pitch" fuck off ya little ginger cunt, anyway, the rains stopped.
Any recommendations for a site between here and Boro?

Try something a bit different on the way home in the Galloway Dark Sky Forest

Theres a cracking little centre with showers etc here and its awesome on a clear night

https://forestryandland.gov.scot/visit/forest-parks/galloway-forest-park/clatteringshaws

If you're brave enough (and the vehicle is up to it)try the Raiders forest drive back down south towards the road back to Gretna. Wouldn't recommend if you're in a caravan though!

https://forestryandland.gov.scot/visit/forest-parks/galloway-forest-park/raiders-road-forest-drive

Probably still be pissing down mind