Conspiracy theories

[teamboro]

Just a little bit of info on the term conspiracy theories

A term used by the CIA and FBI to deflect what they did in the 60's to MLK,JFK, Malcolm x and Robert Kennedy

Wildly  used today to deflect the truth
Just saying

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Just a little bit of info on the term conspiracy theories

A term used by the CIA and FBI to deflect what they did in the 60's to MLK,JFK, Malcolm x and Robert Kennedy

Wildly  used today to deflect the truth
Just saying

DON'T REALLY KNOW THE ANSWER....I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT THESE TOO...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



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[TeessideTopgun]

Just a little bit of info on the term conspiracy theories

A term used by the CIA and FBI to deflect what they did in the 60's to MLK,JFK, Malcolm x and Robert Kennedy

Wildly  used today to deflect the truth
Just saying

DON'T REALLY KNOW THE ANSWER....I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT THESE TOO...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder.......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on......
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



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Kamikaze pilots wore helmets because they contained their radio headsets 👍 

[NIBZ]

"Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?"

 

[John Trebor]

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
16 Degrees Fahrenheit?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Probably saw the calves doing it and recognised they had the same feeding mechanism as boobies.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Open Plan v Drawer system

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Because they need a piss.

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! Are you sure Goofy is a dog?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Not in my head they don't.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? You must have halitosis

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Obviously.

[teamboro]

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
16 Degrees Fahrenheit?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Probably saw the calves doing it and recognised they had the same feeding mechanism as boobies.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Open Plan v Drawer system

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Because they need a piss.

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! Are you sure Goofy is a dog?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Not in my head they don't.

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? You must have halitosis

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Obviously.

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

NO ONE LIKES A CLEVER CUNT  😁😁😁


OR A GRASS....OH HANG ON WRONG THREAD 

[Blott]

I have been told in seriousness the Little Annie that you train CPR, where you breathe into isn't to save people it's to kill them.

Just a little bit of info on the term conspiracy theories

A term used by the CIA and FBI to deflect what they did in the 60's to MLK,JFK, Malcolm x and Robert Kennedy

Wildly  used today to deflect the truth
Just saying

I don't believe this conspiracy.

[Westlane_rightwinger]

Why do the pro uncontrolled immigration lot baulk at the prospect of housing one in their home ? NIMBY conspiracy.

Why do RWNJs only rob out of the Co-op ? 1Fanny conspiracy.

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

Speaking of Conspiracy Theory, you seen this?

Conspiracy Theory

[teamboro]

Speaking of Conspiracy Theory, you seen this?

Conspiracy Theory

[fukyu]

Why do people make a statement in April  saying they are leaving the board because they don't like the content come back now despite the content being the same.

[Blott]

Why do people make a statement in April  saying they are leaving the board because they don't like the content come back now despite the content being the same.

I found something so disgusting I could not believe it. Way beyond bait room banter. It was sick, so sick it made me sick.

I have a sibling that is effected by the joke, or bait room banter, whatever you want to call. I was even accused of wanting to hurt people with the same issue.

You are right I am boiling with rage again just thinking of it.

If you have a problem with me being on here be honest and tell me.

[Blott]

Come on I am waiting. I answered your question.

If my memory is right and it might not be you are the lad who could not cope with me taking the p out of your broken down Green VW Camper.

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

Speaking of Conspiracy Theory, you seen this?

Conspiracy Theory

You like what I did there 

[Blott]

Come on still waiting.

[Ural Quntz]

Come on still waiting.

Stop being a fanny

This is what you did last time

Grow a pair and ignore the daft cunt

We need you to keep posting your left wing bollocks so we can claim to be not far right

[Blott]

Whoooooo, he asked I answered. Who is the fanny.

I will say it again. What was said was evil, it just so happened in was personal to me.

That's why I left. Now we have someone being clever, I  answered him.

There are some things that are not acceptable.

Maybe next time I should go running to admin. Then you can really accuse me of being FMTTM