The chess thread

RiversideRifle · August 06, 2024, 05:43:24 PM

https://www.chesshouse.com/pages/chess-rules

Get em read and get on it

Johnny Thunder · August 06, 2024, 05:44:47 PM

Ayton Mews · August 06, 2024, 05:53:48 PM

Hound · August 06, 2024, 05:58:44 PM

I want to go first, so I'll be white.

Reported myself Racist.

spottygiraffe (Moderator) · August 06, 2024, 05:59:48 PM

Quote from: Hound on August 06, 2024, 05:58:44 PMI want to go first, so I'll be white.

Reported myself Racist.

How do I do one of them stupid laughing gifs you all do

Hound · August 06, 2024, 06:00:36 PM

Quote from: spottygiraffe on August 06, 2024, 05:59:48 PM
Quote from: Hound on August 06, 2024, 05:58:44 PMI want to go first, so I'll be white.

Reported myself Racist.

How do I do one of them stupid laughing gifs you all do

Johnny Thunder · August 06, 2024, 06:03:25 PM

LIDDLE_TOWERS999 · August 06, 2024, 06:06:34 PM

DRAUGHTS IS ABOUT YOUR LIMIT 🙄🙄🙄

YA FUCKING....

BIG DAF CUN...

RiversideRifle · August 06, 2024, 06:37:54 PM

Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 on August 06, 2024, 06:06:34 PMDRAUGHTS IS ABOUT YOUR LIMIT 🙄🙄🙄

YA FUCKING....

BIG DAF CUN...

I'd fucking dwarf you lad. In intelligence and stature

spottygiraffe (Moderator) · August 06, 2024, 06:38:49 PM

Quote from: RiversideRifle on August 06, 2024, 06:37:54 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 on August 06, 2024, 06:06:34 PMDRAUGHTS IS ABOUT YOUR LIMIT 🙄🙄🙄

YA FUCKING....

BIG DAF CUN...

I'd fucking dwarf you lad. In intelligence and stature

Why don't you two get a charity boxing match set up

Poolielad · August 06, 2024, 06:40:03 PM

Quote from: spottygiraffe on August 06, 2024, 06:38:49 PM
Quote from: RiversideRifle on August 06, 2024, 06:37:54 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 on August 06, 2024, 06:06:34 PMDRAUGHTS IS ABOUT YOUR LIMIT 🙄🙄🙄

YA FUCKING....

BIG DAF CUN...

I'd fucking dwarf you lad. In intelligence and stature

Why don't you two get a charity boxing match set up

It would be like butterbean against Charlie Magri.

Hound · August 06, 2024, 06:42:37 PM

Quote from: Poolielad on August 06, 2024, 06:40:03 PM
Quote from: spottygiraffe on August 06, 2024, 06:38:49 PM
Quote from: RiversideRifle on August 06, 2024, 06:37:54 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 on August 06, 2024, 06:06:34 PMDRAUGHTS IS ABOUT YOUR LIMIT 🙄🙄🙄

YA FUCKING....

BIG DAF CUN...

I'd fucking dwarf you lad. In intelligence and stature

Why don't you two get a charity boxing match set up
It would be like butterbean against Charlie Magri.

Lids looks fuck all like Charlie Magri

Poolielad · August 06, 2024, 07:24:32 PM

Quote from: Hound on August 06, 2024, 06:42:37 PM
Quote from: Poolielad on August 06, 2024, 06:40:03 PM
Quote from: spottygiraffe on August 06, 2024, 06:38:49 PM
Quote from: RiversideRifle on August 06, 2024, 06:37:54 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 on August 06, 2024, 06:06:34 PMDRAUGHTS IS ABOUT YOUR LIMIT 🙄🙄🙄

YA FUCKING....

BIG DAF CUN...

I'd fucking dwarf you lad. In intelligence and stature

Why don't you two get a charity boxing match set up
It would be like butterbean against Charlie Magri.

Lids looks fuck all like Charlie Magri

Lids looks like he`s eaten Charlie Magri

Hound · August 06, 2024, 08:23:43 PM

Does anyone on here actually play chess?

Redcar Belgrade · August 06, 2024, 08:29:07 PM

Quote from: Hound on August 06, 2024, 08:23:43 PMDoes anyone on here actually play chess?

I play mate. Probably a bit too much. To misquote Einstein "Men devoting their intellect to chess is a colossal waste of talent".

Blott · August 06, 2024, 08:35:44 PM

Quote from: Redcar Belgrade on August 06, 2024, 08:29:07 PM
Quote from: Hound on August 06, 2024, 08:23:43 PMDoes anyone on here actually play chess?

I play mate. Probably a bit too much. To misquote Einstein "Men devoting their intellect to chess is a colossal waste of talent".

I lose a lot.

Hound · August 06, 2024, 08:42:59 PM

I can play and used to love playing,
Having the next 5 moves in your head,
Then bang, your unprotected queen is gone,
I used to sacrifice a lot to try and win but my end game was shite.

spottygiraffe (Moderator) · August 06, 2024, 09:46:28 PM

Quote from: Hound on August 06, 2024, 08:42:59 PMI can play and used to love playing,
Having the next 5 moves in your head,
Then bang, your unprotected queen is gone,
I used to sacrifice a lot to try and win but my end game was shite.

You can get an app and play together if you codgers know how to do that

TerryCochranesSocks · August 07, 2024, 12:15:11 PM

Can the "horseys" move left and right?

tunstall · August 07, 2024, 12:20:44 PM

Chess is fucking shite

Uckers on the other hand....

Poolielad · August 07, 2024, 12:23:07 PM

Strip poker with the neighbours is class

TerryCochranesSocks · August 07, 2024, 12:47:10 PM

Johnny Thunder · August 07, 2024, 01:41:27 PM