Comedy

[In With the Lurpak]

We have our own comedian on roar now , there's nothing like a laugh they say, Come on Newwy fill this thread with some of your crackers     


Ill set the ball away make sure the volumes up

[newyddion]

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

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[fukyu]

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

[BoroRedKen]

Love a good ole comedy discussion.

"Subjective" is the buzzword.

If i can use Newy as an example.

I used to read his OTR posts and openly said he was "shite".

When he came to RR i looked over some of his posts but without my flyme blinkers on.
And i realised that his humour has a twist of sarcasm in it.
And im a fan of sarcasm.
But i also know sarcasm is not for everyone.

It may appear me and Coulbs dont really get on but that is well wide of the mark.
I enjoy Coulbs "grumpy banter". Coulbs is just an older Matty!.

I love humour from "dad jokes" to rambling monologues.

Except Nish Kumar........

[newyddion]

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

[fukyu]

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

You can tell.!!

[John Trebor]

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

You can tell.!!

Holy shit. There is quote spackering and then there is whatever the hell that was.

[BoroRedKen]

Ge-off B and Redcar Belly!

Sarcasm and piss taking at its best! And they are buddies!!.

  .


Minty is spot on! That is different gravy level of QSing!! 

[BoroRedKen]

JT will melt when he sees that!

 

[In With the Lurpak]

What a boring cunt you are.

100% Coulby 


I wasn't even taking the piss out of Newyddion  Since it's came out he's a comedian I

thought he could send a few chuckles our way  

much more of his comedy we all be in Sadgit's depression thread 

zero crack what so ever .

[fukyu]

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

Everyone on here (not you) is a comedian in some way.. each and every one of us contributing some amazing anecdote (not you) or story (not you), or some interesting (not you) take on life that can put a smile of each one of our faces.

People find happiness in different places.. you no doubt have your teeth clenched and eyes rolled back in your head from the pure ecstasy that huffing a pair of sodden shitty undercrackers brings you.. and that's fine.. that's a valid form of expression.. for you.

Maybe we'll never see eye to eye things.. and that's fine too.

Some guys like Sauvage aftershave and the bent rolly that is Jonny Depp.. and apparently even that is acceptable!

Every day is a learning day.

What a boring cunt you are.

I've never lived!

You can tell.!!

Holy shit. There is quote spackering and then there is whatever the hell that was.

Fucking phone.  
 

[fukyu]

Love a good ole comedy discussion.

"Subjective" is the buzzword.

If i can use Newy as an example.

I used to read his OTR posts and openly said he was "shite".

When he came to RR i looked over some of his posts but without my flyme blinkers on.
And i realised that his humour has a twist of sarcasm in it.
And im a fan of sarcasm.
But i also know sarcasm is not for everyone.

It may appear me and Coulbs dont really get on but that is well wide of the mark.
I enjoy Coulbs "grumpy banter". Coulbs is just an older Matty!.

I love humour from "dad jokes" to rambling monologues.

Except Nish Kumar........

Point of order Ken, I just post on here whatever takes my mood, you have sometimes responded angrily to what I've put.And I'm definitely not any version of bumcat.

[BoroRedKen]

I just meant our "online relationship" has improved no end Coulbs.

I said you were like Matty because sometimes, just sometimes, you used to "poke the bear". And yes i used to bite more!.

 

[fukyu]

I just meant our "online relationship" has improved no end Coulbs.

I said you were like Matty because sometimes, just sometimes, you used to "poke the bear". And yes i used to bite more!.

 

Hand on heart Ken I've never posted to get a response ,if somethings right it's right even when everyone else says it's wrong, and if it's wrong it's wrong even when everyone else says it's right.You thought I was a lefty but I hadn't voted for ten years and thought ( and still do) Corbyn was an idiot. I had hoped boris might deliver but a Leopard can't change it's spots. Not political in anyway just watch from the sidelines.

[Redcar Belgrade]

Ge-off B and Redcar Belly!

Sarcasm and piss taking at its best! And they are buddies!!.

  .


Minty is spot on! That is different gravy level of QSing!! 

I'm funny and he's a wanker. It's a perfect combination.

[BoroRedKen]

Ge-off B and Redcar Belly!

Sarcasm and piss taking at its best! And they are buddies!!.

  .


Minty is spot on! That is different gravy level of QSing!! 

I'm funny and he's a wanker. It's a perfect combination.

  

[Johnny Thunder]

Fucking phone.  
 

Fuckin stupid cunt.



How the actual fuck did you manage that?

[fukyu]

Fucking phone.  
 

Fuckin stupid cunt.



How the actual fuck did you manage that?

It takes a lot of skill.

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[Clem Fandango]

Fucking phone.  
 

Fuckin stupid cunt.



How the actual fuck did you manage that?

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

THE BBC SHOULD KNOW BETTER 

WE KNOW YOU ARE...

YA DAF CUN....





      

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