FAO AtomicDog

[erimus74]

Not seen you posting for a few days, missing your humerous posts, hope everythings ok mate

[AtomicDog]

Well Mr Erimus,

Sorry for My late reply only I'm rather busy at the moment-one of my assistants has mentioned that I'm being "Mentioned on some 'Local soccer forum '- as you can see I'm still living life to the full, it's so short for bitterness.

I'm currently on location in Karachi, Filming the new"Bored War's" movie, keep an eye out for my podcast, from My secret location


I just thought I would send you a few snaps from My knew movie. Choo choo,  Fathead,  Dr No all star in it, plus many more. Fink the premiership of it is on the Oden on Corporation rd, you know rhe place . . . Opposite Ozzie's?

it's an action one, which I do all My own Stunts in of coarse! Fettle loads of people who sit trawling twitter all day, I'm like a modern day Sherlock Holmes or Dennis Skinner I fink?



I'm about to leap through fire on My next escapade!

I must dash as I'm rather busy and Nana Mouskouri is tapping on the window of my win E Bay go, the little strumpet!


Thanks for thinking of Me, the felling is reciprocated "Matey"

You're faithful friend

AD

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Take care "E" Man . . .

[erimus74]

Haha, thanks for getting back AD, funny you mentioned Nana Mouskouri was a big favourite of my mam & dads I even recall seeing her on Morcombe & Wise one sunday night show

Anyway, good to see you back on the No1 football forum 👌

[AtomicDog]

Of course there's "Ladies" involved Dear Boy, perks of the job.

This is one of My assistants that I use to trawl the internet, you know to find things that I might be angry about, make Me feel hip?




Not this Dog . . . He likes fun

Anyone got any Tina?

[AtomicDog]

Haha, thanks for getting back AD, funny you mentioned Nana Mouskouri was a big favourite of my mam & dads I even recall seeing her on Morcombe & Wise one sunday night show

Anyway, good to see you back on the No1 football forum 👌

Not a problem My "Mucker"




I just find it rather strange that it's not really about our "Hometown Club"

It does become tedious, a bit like life eh?

Just imagine if you were going to the slaughter,

bit like our Brethren -pictured here, at Wuhan Clan -then that would be boring, wouldn't it?


Instead I like to read about things that actually have no bearing, Influence on My Life?

But isn't that what the internet is for Mr Erimus, Dear Boy.


Everyone likes fun Sir . . .

Here's a few I rescued, from being skinned alive


Look at the joy on their little faces!



No longer will they be boiled in hot fat, for an afrodiasiac, they shall be released, come on here, chew the fat about FMTTM,  councillors, nondescript people and have fun!

No wait a minute!


I should have played "Woks going on?"


I shall leave this one for you Sir . . .

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[AtomicDog]

Just for you, from Me Mr Erimus . . . For a certain someone

"Am I the happy loss
Will I still recoil
When the skin is lost
Am I the worthy cross
Will I still be soiled
When the dirt is off" . . .

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[AtomicDog]

I'm actually getting closer Mr Erimus to "Mack the mouth" as he's known from people from Kirkby.



I will make my quest for the ting I messaged you about.

It would be awful to brag on a "Soccer Messageboard"

But yesterday, some Scouser, might have been a shoplifter, showed me a clip of his mate in Perth, with Craig Johnston, doing the "Anfield Rap", the bit he does on the video.

He was very drunk too!

You'd have loved it.

I said "Like all our good players, they fucked us off, don't get me started on Sounness, how we ended up with Borsema.

But he rememered Dave Hodgeson.

Which I thought was nice.


You'd love the videos of skippy though, put a smile on my long face.

Said

"He's got nowt now, mad stuff, going through court about the predator boots "
(Knew he invented the lock on the minibar too)

I remember when he lived on Chipchase Rd.

I hope I'm not being to ostentatious here?


I'll get the vid and send it to you.

It was class, the Lad's mate, who I'm working with, gets him doing it.


Oh how we laughed.

Also said how John Barnes has nowt.

Came to the riverside, Fabrizio's hatrick (thought it was the first game, which I corrected)


"Who's your favourite player?"

'Rushy Lad?"

"What better than Steve Hieghway?" . . .

Knew "Crazy Horse" too

Remember watching England with My Dad on the telly

'They won't get passed him son '

There's just no competition.

Don't get me started when I talked about "God"

But I did mention Middlesbrough is only a town.

"I know Lad, know lot's of Boro Lad's, they're sound"

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[erimus74]

I'm actually getting closer Mr Erimus to "Mack the mouth" as he's known from people from Kirkby.



I will make my quest for the ting I messaged you about.

It would be awful to brag on a "Soccer Messageboard"

But yesterday, some Scouser, might have been a shoplifter, showed me a clip of his mate in Perth, with Craig Johnston, doing the "Anfield Rap", the bit he does on the video.

He was very drunk too!

You'd have loved it.

I said "Like all our good players, they fucked us off, don't get me started on Sounness, how we ended up with Borsema.

But he rememered Dave Hodgeson.

Which I thought was nice.


You'd love the videos of skippy though, put a smile on my long face.

Said

"He's got nowt now, mad stuff, going through court about the predator boots "
(Knew he invented the lock on the minibar too)

I remember when he lived on Chipchase Rd.

I hope I'm not being to ostentatious here?


I'll get the vid and send it to you.

It was class, the Lad's mate, who I'm working with, gets him doing it.


Oh how we laughed.

Also said how John Barnes has nowt.

Came to the riverside, Fabrizio's hatrick (thought it was the first game, which I corrected)


"Who's your favourite player?"

'Rushy Lad?"

"What better than Steve Hieghway?" . . .

Knew "Crazy Horse" too

Remember watching England with My Dad on the telly

'They won't get passed him son '

There's just no competition.

Don't get me started when I talked about "God"

But I did mention Middlesbrough is only a town.

"I know Lad, know lot's of Boro Lad's, they're sound"

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Loved CJ at the Boro, knew he'd go to the very top, all the way from the muddy, soaked Hutton road when he played his first trial/practise game in the pouring rain only hours after after getting off the plane & big Jacks words in the dressing room following the match to scoring a goal at Wembley v Everton in the FAC final

[BoroRedKen]

I shall say this  for the last time.

There are no bars on the windows. The doors are unlocked.

Nobody is forced to remain a member.

If people dont like it theres the door.

If any of you think i really have either the time or inclination  to be bothered by childish shite like this when people are dying around me then you are all sadly fucking mistaken.