Hi im new

[BoroRedKen]

To message boards.

I have been deeply offended and hurt by a post i have read on another message board.

Now even though i might mention i was nearly a SAS solider i can be wounded by a word. (im not Superman guys!).

Even though my birth certificate says im 34 im actually 76!

I will treat anyone who can point me in the right direction to a cup of Ovaltine and a nice fig biccy.

Thank you.

Bert No'Bollocks.