HEHEHEHE PART 2

[BoroRedKen]

I met a clone but he was so rude and offensive that I pushed him over.

















It's the first time that I've made an obscene clone fall...........

[BoroRedKen]

https://twitter.com/EmRoman74/status/1785592089243271330

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[TeessideTopgun]

I met a clone but he was so rude and offensive that I pushed him over.

















It's the first time that I've made an obscene clone fall...........

When is your week off Ken ?? asking for a friend 😂😂

[BoroRedKen]

You laugh! It might be a 6 week holiday!!

 

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[BoroRedKen]

My friend said he failed his Aboriginal Music exam.






































I said, "did ya redo it?"

 

[BoroRedKen]

I'm very good friends with the other members of my time travelling club.

We go back years...............


Yesterday I was in Reading doing some reading, today I'm in Bath about to have a bath, tomorrow I'm off to Cockermouth..............

How good are you at Victor Meldrew impersonations?

A) Don't
B) Leave it.............................

[BoroRedKen]

[Johnny Thunder]

 



 

[Clem Fandango]

Pinocchio bumps into his old friend Geppetto, the carpenter who made him. 

Geppetto asks how he is getting on with his girlfriend.

"OK, I suppose. But when we shag she keeps complaining about all the splinters."

"Aaah, I can help you fix that" says Geppetto, "I'll give you a sheet of fine sandpaper. That should smooth out the problem for you."

A few weeks later, they meet again. "How are things with your girlfriend now?" asks Geppetto.

"Who needs a girlfriend?"

[Johnny Thunder]

 





 

[BoroRedKen]

   

A guy goes into a new chemist and says to the assistant "99 Condoms please".

"Fuck me" said the assistant.

"Better make that 100 then".

No. The assistant asks him "What size do you require"?#

"What size" "I dont know".

"Go behind that screen over there. There is a wall with different sized holes in it. Try it out and tell me your size"

5 mins later the guy comes back to the counter.

"Well Sir. What size are you"?

"Fuck the condoms" Said the guy.

"How much do you want for your wall"?,.............

[In With the Lurpak]

Scotland - Hamza Useless - transitioning - Jimmy Krankie it's got the lot volume up proper funny

https://twitter.com/GoldingBF/status/1787964580062195885

 

[Ural Quntz]

He was returned unopposed.

Like the Watford managers job.......!!!

 

[BoroRedKen]

I swapped my rooster for a duck.

I now wake up at the quack of dawn.....

Admit it Toppy you laughed!!!🤣🤣