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[BoroRedKen]

I now identity as a donkey




My pronouns are he/haw................


Leather is rated based on its texture. Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated "A" but hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D-hide rated.........


Ate my last piece of cheese yesterday.
Today it is raining.

Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone.......................




"My friend married an American record producer, rapper, singer, and songwriter."

"For real?"

"No, Pharrell.".............



The other day I locked my keys in my car.  My friend was with me and he opened the door just by rubbing his leg against it. Luckily he was wearing his khaki trousers...

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[TMG501]

The other day I locked my keys in my car.  My friend was with me and he opened the door just by rubbing his leg against it. Luckily he was wearing his khaki trousers...