Hey Cleasby

[AtomicDog]

"ow, Gandalf are you a real wizard?
Ave ya gorrany trips or Mushies?"

"Wot yer doin in Albert Park Merlin, we never seen ya before?
We always in ere, getting off our Ed's.
Giz a ciggie Dumbledore,
Ye norra nonce are ya?
 don't try bumming one of us, we'll kick ya fucking ed in"

"Ya breath stinks too, ave ya bin eating horseshit Saruman?"

[AtomicDog]

"Ere DLT,

didn't know ya boozed in the central, we always in ere, doin whiff in the bogs.

We useta luv dat quiz show on radio 1 'wack wack opps'!
we was dead good at it.

Gerruz a bevvy Lad, have ya got any DMT on ya ye big hairy cornflake?"

"Bit quiet in ere like, has Rockin Robin bin in?

Just gerruz 3 sambucca, we skull them, then go next door . . .
It'll be bouncing in the Pig, fulla Boro"

"Didn't you get done for been a nonce . . . Is that why no-one s in ere wiv ya?"

[AtomicDog]

Listen lads,
Quick head's up.

We in the Pig yeah, doing Chrystal meth in the shitter, heard David Bowie "China Girl" , you know bass lines throbbing?

We wuz just about to hit the dancefloor . . .

When we come out, place was empty, this fella was giving it big licks . . .

Talking to me mate Frank, wanting to know wtf's gone on?

"Watch it Dog, he's nail's, chwewed the fuck out of the Heras fencing outside, landlord has gone offit. .  There's been murder on the dancefloor when you woz in the bogs, thank fuck the deejay didn't play turning Japanese"

Anyone know him?

[AtomicDog]

Put a bit of a downer on the night like . . .

I'd been having a bit of crack with these two "local" lads too, before it went off . . .

Never got the ale in like, tight cunts

[AtomicDog]

Coulda been fucking Ho ho ho, didn't have any drugs or any snouts

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[AtomicDog]

Dunno, had no poppers on im either, fucking dink

[AtomicDog]

Bouncing in Isaac's like Rich, just tapped some gear too off this rum bunch



Old Skool night tonight too, get yaself down and buy us a pint of mild

Ahh yeahh

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[AtomicDog]

Hurry up Rich, think I've got us a late one boxed off, round this fellas gaff

Erry up, bring some skin's  . . . and a toffee crisp

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[In With the Lurpak]

Mr Rogers

Last time I seen him he was buying some free trainers 

[In With the Lurpak]

     Bent as a 9 pound note cappio 

[AtomicDog]

"Oww Ed Sheeran,
Wot you doin round ere?
Gerruz a big bottle a Cider outta the offy n sum snouts. Go on, ya minted aren't ya, ya ginger c**t?"


"Don't be busking on our patch either, we do the tapping round ere"

"Do you know any Captain Beefheart or Jethro Tull . . . Ave ya gorrany wizz . . . ?"

[AtomicDog]

Fright night tonight peep's couple of classics on . . .

[AtomicDog]

Seen what we've just found
Gerrrin . . !

[AtomicDog]

"F***ing ell Woody Allen!, worra you doin round ere
Is you in that big posh hotel over the road?"


"Gerruz all a pint of snakebite, n sum crisps.
Yu goin the game?
 We are, we go all the time, always doin gear in the shitter, smoking, swearing, drinking, vaping n causing loadsa ag, we f"""ing love it!
That fella that looks like Fred West, Im who sells that comic, told us to shush before, we told him to f**k off, ya scruffy snitchin smelly c**t"



"We didn't know yu was into footy, just faught you liked young lasses . . . Ave ya gorrany Ganja?"

[Blott]

Is Capio on here? The best wind up merchant as far as I am concerned.

[AtomicDog]

I seen this van outside the clevo today. Anyone get any scran on the way to the game  . . . Anygood?

[AtomicDog]

Someone's blocked the shitter in Cassidy's now with one of them comics!!


they're everywhere, just been in to do a key . . .

[AtomicDog]

You back in again Neil?

I only done em last week!



I'm going through some grinding stone's with you Lad

[In With the Lurpak]

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[Blott]

I still think he is ST.

[AtomicDog]

You don't read this tosh do you Guv? . . .

[AtomicDog]

"Watch out Aki's about!" . . .



If you're working out Lad's and he appears don't worry he's a big softie. Just let him have a little squeeze of your muscles and he'll be off.