Storage Hunters

[Kippers]

What huge pile of low level shite.

Bunch of misfit cockney lemons hamming it up to bid on mystery tat they look like they can hardly afford.
  A yank presenter doing the shittest auction chant you have ever heard.

  Got to be totally fake.

[tunstall]

The majority of so called reality TV is scripted

It's absolute shite TV

I'd rather watch one of my cats take a shit in my Gazelles

[BoroRedKen]

The fat bloke Heavy D died a while ago.

Thats my knowledge done!

[Blott]

It's scripted bollax.

[Steboro]

Wonder what they would find in  lockup.

 :ponder:

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

I'm friends with Linda, she is nowhere near the airhead she comes across on that show.

[Bud Wiser]

The terminally thick in our mess room try putting this unwatchable garbage on during lunch break. Unfortunately for them they have to get passed us more sophisticated viewers who prefer the 80s music videos on Thats TV first.

[Ollyboro]

Wonder what they would find in  lockup.

 :ponder:

I'd guess at 25000 unsold fanzines, a dog-eared yellowing cutting of the only review of a Shrug gig that doesn't include the word "cunt", and a 1983 Autumn/Winter Grattan catalogue - Heavier than the fucking tablets of stone Moses hauled down the mountain.

[AtomicDog]

Wonder what they would find in  lockup.

 :ponder:

I'd guess at 25000 unsold fanzines, a dog-eared yellowing cutting of the only review of a Shrug gig that doesn't include the word "cunt", and a 1983 Autumn/Winter Grattan catalogue - Heavier than the fucking tablets of stone Moses hauled down the mountain.