Asia Cup 2024

[In With the Lurpak]

Some Interesting games ahead and some rough away fixtures , Palestine is a naughty  away trip ..





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https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/asian-cup-2024-premier-league-31795603

[New Division]

The flyme boys are organising a bus trip

[In With the Lurpak]

The flyme boys are organising a bus trip

Bus leaves 6am sharpish from  next to the transporter bridge cafe 

[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

You mean Alan's Snack Bar?

[In With the Lurpak]

That's the one 

[AtomicDog]

The flyme boys are organising a bus trip

Bus leaves 6am sharpish from  next to the transporter bridge cafe 

 

     



    


     














  

 

[AtomicDog]

's flogging tickets for the minibus out of the  back of that van he collects all the auld clobber he sells.

Think him and Yvonne are sitting in the front like, thems seats reserved.

Dunno how much they are, think it says in the shitzine, but I don't buy it.

Someone blocked the shitter in the Pig the other day with one of his comics

Piss all ower the place, nearly slipped over init.

[AtomicDog]

Just seen this . . .




Strictly no drinking, smoking, vaping, swearing, petting or horseplay on the minibus.

'They'll be a captain cook quiz with the winner getting a lifetime subscription to the shitzine.'
Piss stops will be:
Trowel, Leicester Forest and Newport Pagnal (No shoplifting at these services please as YOU will be representing FMTTM. Any larceny will be grassed up to the cozzers via the snitch hotline)

'We'll be stopping at care for Calais gaff on the way to show solidarity.

Omelette, chips and salad, plus 1 can of Tizer will be supplied.

The Reverend 'H' Vegas will be doing a spoken word performance telling us all about how he grew up improverished in that working class slum Ormesby yet,  like Mary Mary, he managed to . . .


"Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance
I just want to praise you
(What ya want to do?)
I just want to praise you
(Yeah, yeah)"

 I've seen the rehearsal, it's fab . . . He's like a Meerkat on Mephedrone!

'They'll be holding a disco for us where they will be prizes for the best dressed and best slam dancer plus tombola with prizes to be drawn by Derek Griffiths, good luck!'

Only one ticket per person photo id should be shown at point of purchase to prevent resale on twickets or other resale sites.

Come on and enjoy this once in a lifetime adventure. A must for the Boro aficionados, Erimus especially welcome.

Rob 'Voice of the fan's' Nichols
FMTTM
Up the Middlesborough
Teeside

*No sniffing coke on the bus please*