Lets get metrosexual!

[RiversideRifle]

Abercrombie and fitch first instinct 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[In With the Lurpak]

I have to say i quite enjoyed Newys little "monologue" but like i have said i think Newys "humour" is marmite.

There will is only 1 "contest" that is this banned. They are not allowed to EVER play together oh no siree Bob!

Crocky vs Newy......
😲😂🤣

What Fucking humour.

He's about as funny as a dogs final visit to the vets 

[Ural Quntz]

I have to say i quite enjoyed Newys little "monologue" but like i have said i think Newys "humour" is marmite.

There will is only 1 "contest" that is this banned. They are not allowed to EVER play together oh no siree Bob!

Crocky vs Newy......
😲😂🤣

What Fucking humour.

He's about as funny as a dogs final visit to the vets 

But not scared to appear in public.....

[Ayton Mews]

Show us yer footy medals Crocket!!

[In With the Lurpak]

Show us yer footy medals Crocket!!

If I can be arsed to dig em out at our mam's i might Matty ok you lefty wank stain 



As for you Kuntz lets see your 500k worth of cars sat on your drive  :fibber:

Few month ago you were crying about have to pay a £25 bill at the doctors     

scruffy lanky streak of piss         

[newyddion]

Show us yer footy medals Crocket!!

If I can be arsed to dig em out at our mam's i might Matty ok you lefty wank stain 



As for you Kuntz lets see your 500k worth of cars sat on your drive  :fibber:

Few month ago you were crying about have to pay a £25 bill at the doctors     

scruffy lanky streak of piss         

Can you not just tell us what the medals are for?

[Johnny Thunder]

Creed Aventus.

[Ural Quntz]

Show us yer footy medals Crocket!!

If I can be arsed to dig em out at our mam's i might Matty ok you lefty wank stain 



As for you Kuntz lets see your 500k worth of cars sat on your drive  :fibber:

Few month ago you were crying about have to pay a £25 bill at the doctors     

scruffy lanky streak of piss         

Have you ever been examined for dementia?

Making things up and forgetting others are key symptoms of it.

When you've found your medals (oh my mam threw them out excuse coming) take time to find where I said I had £500 k of cars?

dafcun

[newyddion]

Show us yer footy medals Crocket!!

If I can be arsed to dig em out at our mam's i might Matty ok you lefty wank stain 



As for you Kuntz lets see your 500k worth of cars sat on your drive  :fibber:

Few month ago you were crying about have to pay a £25 bill at the doctors     

scruffy lanky streak of piss         

Have you ever been examined for dementia?

Making things up and forgetting others are key symptoms of it.

When you've found your medals (oh my mam threw them out excuse coming) take time to find where I said I had £500 k of cars?

dafcun

FIFA 12
FIFA 13
Goals lunchtime 2nd top over 50s
Penalty taker.
Table football champ Hartlepool pontins summer 76
Piss pool 5m badge
Rory the Lion's Berwick Hills Hairy Arsehole (competition through the portal)

LOADS of MEDALS

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Annnnnyyywayyyy.
This is the right answer.

[fukyu]

Izzy miyake  or sauvage currently, if I bother to use any.

[Ural Quntz]

Just have a shower......filthy lot

[RiversideRifle]

Annnnnyyywayyyy.
This is the right answer.

I use that but because it's a tonic it doesn't last long

[newyddion]

What aftershave did Kenny go for?

[BoroRedKen]

Went for the Boss 1.

Am going to get a bottle of the new Diesel as a 2nd.

 

[TerryCochranesSocks]

What do I win?

[Clem Fandango]

What do I win?

The Metrosexual of the Year Award.















Again.

 

[newyddion]

Went for the Boss 1.

Am going to get a bottle of the new Diesel as a 2nd.

 

I'm gonna break out the sauvage again.. give it a whirl!

[TerryCochranesSocks]

What do I win?

The Metrosexual of the Year Award.















Again.

 

Get in.

 

[BoroRedKen]

Cant find any "Sex Panther" or Johhny T's "Knicker Dropper" anywhere......