Scoop - Putin has cardiac Arrest

Started by Ural Quntz (Moderator), October 22, 2023, 10:27:16 PM

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Ural Quntz (Moderator)

October 22, 2023, 10:27:16 PM
This evening - no further info available yet

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In With the Lurpak

#1
October 23, 2023, 06:16:40 AM
Quote from: Ural Quntz (Moderator) on October 22, 2023, 10:27:16 PMThis evening - no further info available yet

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Further info on john's scoop of the day


Vlad was on the Bacardi in Bucharest ( john just gets it all wrong  :sid:  :sid:  :sid: )



TerryCochranesSocks

#2
October 23, 2023, 09:30:19 AM
Putin has been hit by a meteorite.

Putin has spontaneously combusted

Putin has burped, farted, hiccupped and sneezed at the same time! He was 71.

Johnny Thunder

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October 23, 2023, 09:44:08 AM








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AtomicDog

#4
October 23, 2023, 09:55:47 AM
Has Biggie been firing his guns again  :rav:



Does a bit of Assassin work on the side, Vlad must've got wind he's onto him! :mick:

Az az az ⛵⛵⛵

Why must I feel like that . . . Why must I chase the 🐈

Ural Quntz (Moderator)

#6
October 23, 2023, 11:24:04 AM
This is not from General Srv although they may be the same person under different names

This source posts more regularly than the General though

Dear subscribers and guests of the channel!

Yesterday at about 21:05 Moscow time, security officers of Russian President Vladimir Putin, who were on duty at the residence, heard noise and sounds of falling coming from the president's bedroom. Two security officers immediately followed into the president's bedroom and saw Putin lying on the floor next to the bed and an overturned table with food and drinks. Probably, when the president fell, he hit the table and dishes and knocked them onto the floor, which caused the noise. Putin convulsively arched while lying on the floor, rolling his eyes. The doctors who were on duty at the residence and located in one of the adjacent rooms were immediately called. Doctors performed resuscitation, having previously determined that the president was in cardiac arrest. Help was provided on time, the heart was started and Putin regained consciousness.

The President was moved to a specially equipped room in his residence, where the necessary medical equipment for resuscitation had already been installed, practically an intensive care ward equipped with the latest technology. The president's condition has been stabilized and is under constant medical supervision. We have already repeatedly talked about the deterioration of Putin's health against the background of oncology and a number of other diseases. This case of cardiac arrest seriously alarmed the president's inner circle, despite the fact that the attending doctors had already warned that Putin was very ill and was unlikely to live until the end of autumn.

Recently, all official meetings and events have been conducted by the president's double. After news of the evening incident, several people close to Putin contacted each other by telephone and agreed to hold consultations on Monday regarding possible actions if the president dies in the coming days.

Putin would of course have been arrested if he was in Bucharest

I've told you before crackpot - do proper research and you wont look such a dafcun

Blott

#7
October 23, 2023, 02:18:31 PM
The news sites make it sound like The Death of Stalin.


People running about too frightened to touch him and waiting for doctors who again were too frightened to help him.

Toby Jones to play Putin in the 2023 sequel.

Ural Quntz (Moderator)

#8
October 23, 2023, 02:36:53 PM
Can't remember that but must have seen it from 2018 - must watch that again

Russia has not changed for 200 years unless it has been to get worse

The Great was a brilliant comedy series about it

Ural Quntz (Moderator)

#10
October 23, 2023, 06:29:49 PM
What a catch!

Dope.......every time

In With the Lurpak

#11
October 23, 2023, 07:09:09 PM
John I stopped posting ages ago about Ukraine its over for Zelensky and Ukraine. I know it you know it everyone knows it . Ill do you a deal you stop posting about it now cos everyone is sick of seeing your shite and ill not mention out about Vlad Russia or any of it .

Knock it on the head now or as Lids says shape up or ship out .

Ural Quntz (Moderator)

#12
October 23, 2023, 08:10:06 PM
Quote from: MrCrocket on October 23, 2023, 07:09:09 PMJohn I stopped posting ages ago about Ukraine its over for Zelensky and Ukraine. I know it you know it everyone knows it . Ill do you a deal you stop posting about it now cos everyone is sick of seeing your shite and ill not mention out about Vlad Russia or any of it .

Knock it on the head now or as Lids says shape up or ship out .

Oohhhh - more shit photoshops coming my way

I accept your surrender though

:supremeleader:
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