I need an infuencer

[Blott]

To tell me what one is.

[In With the Lurpak]

BAD DAD Is one .. he gathers up as many gullible arse clowns as he can tells them some whoppers that they all fall for and believe anything he says . They have then been influenced and try to be just like him.

[Blott]

BAD DAD Is one .. he gathers up as many gullible arse clowns as he can tells them some whoppers that they all fall for and believe anything he says . They have then been influenced and try to be just like him.

ah, I get it, you write shite without any evidence and then call someone else.

[Johnny Thunder]

You need a fuckin bat.









 

[BoroRedKen]

I dont think the Tate Bros have much to fear Blotty!!.......

 

[Blott]

I dont think the Tate Bros have much too fear Blotty!!.......

 

they have a great art Gallery on the Thames.

[BoroRedKen]

No.

You are thinking of the Saatchi Bros.

Tate Bros teamed up with the Lyle Bros and something happened with sugar or sumfing......

[Blott]

I think I told you I love modern art, I know it's the king with no clothes but I find it funny.


I once bluffed the wife and kids to go Glasgow under the pretence of watching footie. I knew it had been called off. We went to the Kelvin to watch clay dry up some stairs. I loved it. They sussed it.

[In With the Lurpak]

I think I told you I love modern art, I know it's the king with no clothes but I find it funny.


I once bluffed the wife and kids to go Glasgow under the pretence of watching footie. I knew it had been called off. We went to the Kelvin to watch clay dry up some stairs. I loved it. They sussed it.

Seriously ?

You took your lass n the kids to watch some clay go dry on a set of stairs 


Closest I could come up with to out like that was a night in Lanzarote middle of the night a load of clay came shooting out me arse and it dried up all over our lasses back " one too many rums they fill the glass high there " she wasn't impressed either.

[Blott]

I think I told you I love modern art, I know it's the king with no clothes but I find it funny.


I once bluffed the wife and kids to go Glasgow under the pretence of watching footie. I knew it had been called off. We went to the Kelvin to watch clay dry up some stairs. I loved it. They sussed it.

Seriously ?

You took your lass n the kids to watch some clay go dry on a set of stairs 


Closest I could come up with to out like that was a night in Lanzarote middle of the night a load of clay came shooting out me arse and it dried up all over our lasses back " one too many rums they fill the glass high there " she wasn't impressed either.

yes, it was on a curved stair under red lights. I think it was called Perpetual, in that it changed as the heat split the clay.


I saw the 1919 French latrine at the Tate modern when we were playing Charlton. The concierge ask me what I thought. I said it was clever. He said £750,000 clever.

I say the unmade bed, that was a bit hmmmm.

[In With the Lurpak]

This is the stuff you are talking about ye ?

What else do they think is going to happen here he has put a hole in the bottom bucket the sand pours out they all fall over they all clap . .

Do people go off for a few pints after this and talk about it ?

[BoroRedKen]

I dont get stuff like Unmade Bed and the Formaldehyde stuff.

Just saying.

[tunstall]

I dont get stuff like Unmade Bed and the Formaldehyde stuff.

Just saying.

That's cos you're not a clever cunt.

 

Me neither.....

It's a load of old shite.

Just a bunch of pretentious pricks.....go get a job yer cunts.

[Blott]

I dont get stuff like Unmade Bed and the Formaldehyde stuff.

Just saying.

That's cos you're not a clever cunt.

 

Me neither.....

It's a load of old shite.

Just a bunch of pretentious pricks.....go get a job yer cunts.

I agree, whereas 22 players in 2 different coloured tops 4 if you include the keepers they were gloves incase the leather ball hurts, with boots on that need studs to stay upright, the idea being to kick or if you can't do that head, causing early dementia in some, the white ball size 5 including advertising between white posts and a bar, sometimes with a net. The game lasts 90 minutes however pissing about takes upto 30 minutes and they cry when 6 minutes of that are added at the end.

We have added to the enjoyment an idea known as VAR, which is a group of old blokes sat no where near the game who decide if a goal is to be allowed. They measure this to the nearest 100th 10000 of a millimeter, it can take up to 8 minutes to decide. Most sensible people go home.

[Mike Peeler]

I know it's only the current bun/Sun. have you read the numbers these lot a worth.

It winds me up but Jesus the living to be made in it all if you are good at it.


We are just old school now, these knob heads on youtube etc are coining it in and have a voice and pull over the young lot - it's quite frightening really.

They are taking over the sports world which is a shit story in itself


https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/23880934/stats-sidemen-youtube-allstars-football-match-subscribers/