The Bog Gentlemen

Started by Steboro, August 13, 2023, 04:04:28 AM

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Steboro

Went to a place called The Blue Martini in Orlando last year, at the sane franchise in Lake Charles tonight.  In the pisser they also have a bog gentleman, tipped him $5 and put on my best Glaswegian accent " geez a wee shot o that Cool Water mate Tae pull tha birds" 

Bloke was fucking baffled

 :ray:

BoroRedKen

The bog man didnt really take off in The Madhouse!

All the blokes in there smelt of Joop!

The women could not tell who was who in the dark!

 :alf:

BoroRedKen

I have to say Ste lad "The Blue Martini" sounds a bit "Village People".....

Something you want to tell us?.........






 :cloughy:  :alf:

Steboro

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on August 13, 2023, 04:59:25 AMI have to say Ste lad "The Blue Martini" sounds a bit "Village People".....

Something you want to tell us?.........






 :cloughy:  :alf:

 I was in The Blue Oyster Club Friday.


BoroRedKen

No judgement from me mate!

 :alf:

Ural Quntz (Moderator)

Quote from: Steboro on August 13, 2023, 04:04:28 AMWent to a place called The Blue Martini in Orlando last year, at the sane franchise in Lake Charles tonight.  In the pisser they also have a bog gentleman, tipped him $5 and put on my best Glaswegian accent " geez a wee shot o that Cool Water mate Tae pull tha birds" 

Bloke was fucking baffled

 :ray:


What did he do for the 5 bucks?

Would be cheaper over the border...

 :alf:

Blott

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on August 13, 2023, 04:57:26 AMThe bog man didnt really take off in The Madhouse!

All the blokes in there smelt of Joop!

The women could not tell who was who in the dark!

 :alf:
is my pissed up mind playing games or did it have music in, and blue lighting? I think it was 50p to him for a bit of Brut.

BoroRedKen

He had a small, very small, "selection" of fragrances.

Brut. Oh so 70's you Blotts!

Blott

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on August 13, 2023, 04:13:57 PMHe had a small, very small, "selection" of fragrances.

Brut. Oh so 70's you Blotts!
still have a small bottle , Best before Home 1978. Good as new

Johnny Thunder

I still use Brut deodorant.



 :buck:

AtomicDog

Quote from: Blott on August 13, 2023, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on August 13, 2023, 04:57:26 AMThe bog man didnt really take off in The Madhouse!

All the blokes in there smelt of Joop!

The women could not tell who was who in the dark!

 :alf:
is my pissed up mind playing games or did it have music in, and blue lighting? I think it was 50p to him for a bit of Brut.
It was Hi Karate or Denim in your day Guv . . .

You'd probably had a few too many cherry b's . . were you on a promise off that bit of stuff out of the Bridewell Sir?


Evening all
Why must I feel like that . . . Why must I chase the 🐈

LIDDLE_TOWERS999

Quote from: Johnny Thunder on August 13, 2023, 05:02:48 PMI still use Brut deodorant.



 :buck:


FUCK OFF HENRY... 🙄

YOU DAF CUN....  :rav:
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

Francks left peg

Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on August 13, 2023, 05:18:50 PM
Quote from: Johnny Thunder on August 13, 2023, 05:02:48 PMI still use Brut deodorant.



 :buck:


FUCK OFF HENRY... 🙄

YOU DAF CUN....  :rav:

He's only saying it cos Lidds is still on the old spice 😂

LIDDLE_TOWERS999

Quote from: Francks left peg on August 13, 2023, 05:58:40 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on August 13, 2023, 05:18:50 PM
Quote from: Johnny Thunder on August 13, 2023, 05:02:48 PMI still use Brut deodorant.



 :buck:


FUCK OFF HENRY... 🙄

YOU DAF CUN....  :rav:

He's only saying it cos Lidds is still on the old spice 😂


YOU'LL BE GETTING SOME HI FUCKING KARATE DAF CUN... IF YA KEEP YER FUCKING SLAVVER UP 👊💥💢💥👊🎎🎎🎎

CHEEKY CUNT 👎
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

Francks left peg

Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on August 13, 2023, 06:13:59 PM
Quote from: Francks left peg on August 13, 2023, 05:58:40 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on August 13, 2023, 05:18:50 PM
Quote from: Johnny Thunder on August 13, 2023, 05:02:48 PMI still use Brut deodorant.



 :buck:


FUCK OFF HENRY... 🙄

YOU DAF CUN....  :rav:

He's only saying it cos Lidds is still on the old spice 😂


YOU'LL BE GETTING SOME HI FUCKING KARATE DAF CUN... IF YA KEEP YER FUCKING SLAVVER UP 👊💥💢💥👊🎎🎎🎎

CHEEKY CUNT 👎

Hi Karate, well before my time Lidds. Showing yer age there lad 😜

teamboro

High karate, Denim and Brute 33 if I remember the advert correctly splash it all over Henry
TEESSIDER and Proud  of the area unlike some and I'm not a Racist

Blott

Quote from: AtomicDog on August 13, 2023, 05:15:45 PM
Quote from: Blott on August 13, 2023, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on August 13, 2023, 04:57:26 AMThe bog man didnt really take off in The Madhouse!

All the blokes in there smelt of Joop!

The women could not tell who was who in the dark!

 :alf:
is my pissed up mind playing games or did it have music in, and blue lighting? I think it was 50p to him for a bit of Brut.
It was Hi Karate or Denim in your day Guv . . .

You'd probably had a few too many cherry b's . . were you on a promise off that bit of stuff out of the Bridewell Sir?


Evening all

it was Brut, and the lady was from Pally Park
 

LIDDLE_TOWERS999

Quote from: Francks left peg on August 13, 2023, 06:15:21 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on August 13, 2023, 06:13:59 PM
Quote from: Francks left peg on August 13, 2023, 05:58:40 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on August 13, 2023, 05:18:50 PM
Quote from: Johnny Thunder on August 13, 2023, 05:02:48 PMI still use Brut deodorant.



 :buck:


FUCK OFF HENRY... 🙄

YOU DAF CUN....  :rav:

He's only saying it cos Lidds is still on the old spice 😂


YOU'LL BE GETTING SOME HI FUCKING KARATE DAF CUN... IF YA KEEP YER FUCKING SLAVVER UP 👊💥💢💥👊🎎🎎🎎

CHEEKY CUNT 👎

Hi Karate, well before my time Lidds. Showing yer age there lad 😜


I'LL SHOW YOU  MORE THAN MY AGE YOU BIG FUCKING MUPPET 🐸


YER JUST A SHIT STAIN ON MY JOCKEYS DAF CUN 👍😎👍


 :sid:
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

Francks left peg

Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on August 13, 2023, 06:23:11 PM
Quote from: Francks left peg on August 13, 2023, 06:15:21 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on August 13, 2023, 06:13:59 PM
Quote from: Francks left peg on August 13, 2023, 05:58:40 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on August 13, 2023, 05:18:50 PM
Quote from: Johnny Thunder on August 13, 2023, 05:02:48 PMI still use Brut deodorant.



 :buck:


FUCK OFF HENRY... 🙄

YOU DAF CUN....  :rav:

He's only saying it cos Lidds is still on the old spice 😂


YOU'LL BE GETTING SOME HI FUCKING KARATE DAF CUN... IF YA KEEP YER FUCKING SLAVVER UP 👊💥💢💥👊🎎🎎🎎

CHEEKY CUNT 👎

Hi Karate, well before my time Lidds. Showing yer age there lad 😜


I'LL SHOW YOU  MORE THAN MY AGE YOU BIG FUCKING MUPPET 🐸


YER JUST A SHIT STAIN ON MY JOCKEYS DAF CUN 👍😎👍


 :sid:

Good grief. Calvin's all the way  :morgan:

AtomicDog

Quote from: Blott on August 13, 2023, 06:16:51 PM
Quote from: AtomicDog on August 13, 2023, 05:15:45 PM
Quote from: Blott on August 13, 2023, 02:51:04 PM
Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on August 13, 2023, 04:57:26 AMThe bog man didnt really take off in The Madhouse!

All the blokes in there smelt of Joop!

The women could not tell who was who in the dark!

 :alf:
is my pissed up mind playing games or did it have music in, and blue lighting? I think it was 50p to him for a bit of Brut.
It was Hi Karate or Denim in your day Guv . . .

You'd probably had a few too many cherry b's . . were you on a promise off that bit of stuff out of the Bridewell Sir?


Evening all

it was Brut, and the lady was from Pally Park
 
Not the light fingered one I run in for shoplifting out of Tower house by any chance?


Bit of a live wire that one . . . You do pick em Sir



Evening all
Why must I feel like that . . . Why must I chase the 🐈