13 Days

[BoroRedKen]

Without having a Cornish pasty.

I just felt i had an unhealthy relationship with the Pasty.

If i had trouble at work or at home it was the 1st thing i reached for.

I can now walk past Cooplands or Greggs without the burning passion for a Cornish.

I know i will always be in pasty recovery. But i can do this..................

[Poolielad]

Well done kenny.... May I ask how you managed to do this massive acheiement?? Well done and keep it up...

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Without having a Cornish pasty.

I just felt i had an unhealthy relationship with the Pasty.

If i had trouble at work or at home it was the 1st thing i reached for.

I can now walk past Cooplands or Greggs without the burning passion for a Cornish.

I know i will always be in pasty recovery. But i can do this..................

ID NEVER GET A PASTY MIXED UP WITH A 🍺🍺🍺😁😁😁😁😁😁





 

[tunstall]

Think I'll smash a pasty tonight

[BoroRedKen]

Well done kenny.... May I ask how you managed to do this massive acheiement?? Well done and keep it up...

  

[Gingerpig]

Was the pasty a stress relief Ken.well done sir, its a vicious  cycle with pastry abuse

[Johnny Thunder]

[Johnny Thunder]

I have 36 bottles of wine arriving today.



 

[Blott]

Without having a Cornish pasty.

I just felt i had an unhealthy relationship with the Pasty.

If i had trouble at work or at home it was the 1st thing i reached for.

I can now walk past Cooplands or Greggs without the burning passion for a Cornish.

I know i will always be in pasty recovery. But i can do this..................

the cooplands in Skelton did the best jam cream bun in the country. I think it's shut now.


I gave up meat 5 years ago out of pique, I don't miss it. I can't work out how I am still a fat twat. Ok biscuits. 

I drink 10% of what I did 5 years ago. 

[tunstall]

I have 36 bottles of wine arriving today.



 

Greedy cunt

[Johnny Thunder]

 





 

[tunstall]

Hope you haven't got any train journeys planned today....

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[BoroRedKen]

Without having a Cornish pasty.

I just felt i had an unhealthy relationship with the Pasty.

If i had trouble at work or at home it was the 1st thing i reached for.

I can now walk past Cooplands or Greggs without the burning passion for a Cornish.

I know i will always be in pasty recovery. But i can do this..................

the cooplands in Skelton did the best jam cream bun in the country. I think it's shut now.


I gave up meat 5 years ago out of pique, I don't miss it. I can't work out how I am still a fat twat. Ok biscuits. 

I drink 10% of what I did 5 years ago. 

Yes it shut 2 weeks ago. I use Cake Toppers on the High St. Everything homemade and the cheese pasties are sublime.
You put 2 stone on just looking at the cakes!

Highly recommended.
 

[BoroRedKen]

[teamboro]

Greggs or cooplands pasties aren't Cornish pasties only those made in Cornwall are allowed to be called Cornish 🙄🙄🙄

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Greggs or cooplands pasties aren't Cornish pasties only those made in Cornwall are allowed to be called Cornish 🙄🙄🙄

CORRECT 💪💪💪

DICED SWEDE... DICED POTATO... ENGLISH MINCED BEEF & BLACK PEPPER 😋😋😋😋😋😋

[AtomicDog]

Greggs or cooplands pasties aren't Cornish pasties only those made in Cornwall are allowed to be called Cornish 🙄🙄🙄

CORRECT 💪💪💪

DICED SWEDE... DICED POTATO... ENGLISH MINCED BEEF & BLACK PEPPER 😋😋😋😋😋😋

Bloke on a job brought two in one day he'd got from somewhere renowned for them in Hampshire.

F**k Me they were like a bin lid cut in half.
 £15 he paid for em, cut em up and dished em out.

You would have loved em Lids lad.

[BoroRedKen]

Greggs or cooplands pasties aren't Cornish pasties only those made in Cornwall are allowed to be called Cornish 🙄🙄🙄

Who rattled your cage??.......

  

[RiversideRifle]

Never realised they made the outer crust so you could hold it with manky hands and throw the end away 👍 clever cunts

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Never realised they made the outer crust so you could hold it with manky hands and throw the end away 👍 clever cunts

IT WAS FOR WHEN THE CORNISH MINERS WHERE WORKING DOWN THE MINES WITH DIRTY HANDS 👍😎👍

100% TRUE THAT 💪

[John Trebor]

Never realised they made the outer crust so you could hold it with manky hands and throw the end away 👍 clever cunts

The crust is good to eat though. I don't want mucky paws all over it.

Did you know that originally one half of the pasty was....

Fuck it, I can't be bothered.

[teamboro]

Never realised they made the outer crust so you could hold it with manky hands and throw the end away 👍 clever cunts

The crust is good to eat though. I don't want mucky paws all over it.

Did you know that originally one half of the pasty was....

Fuck it, I can't be bothered.

One half savory the other sweet