SOME PEOPLE

[Nekder (Kenny)]

Sheer comedy gold!

The Dogpack need their own Instagram page!!

  

[AtomicDog]

Why they're not 'influencers'? . . .

[AtomicDog]

Dean Martin says . . .

"When the moon hit's your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Amore"

No it's not Dean, you should know better, how irresponsible is that?

A pizza hitting you in the eye could burn with its molten hot cheese, quite possibly even blind you!

No warnings were included on the sleeve notes of the 7" copy I purchased from Robs records, with My pocket money . . .

As usual it's one rule for dead crooners and another for the rest of us.

Honestly! . . .


David Watts
Stanley Rd
Woking
Surrey

[AtomicDog]

We watched 'The Terminator' franchise on our dead smart telly last night.

In one of the movie's Kyle Reese tells Sarah Connor he's a 21st commando who came through time to save her, ending up impregnating Her . . .

I bet that made a change from bloke's Reeking of Kouros or Old Spice, saying they were airline pilot's, stuntmen or SAS or summat.



Sonny & Cher
Hubberston
Milford Haven
Pembrokeshire
SA 73

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[Nekder (Kenny)]

Dare not put Popmaster on today!!

  

[AtomicDog]

A guy walks into a building.
He walks up to the woman at the front desk.
He says "How much for one of your sex dolls?"

She says "Your money is no good here sir."
He says, "Why not?"
She says, "Because this is a morgue."


Neil C
Sports masseur
Brentford
West London
TW8
Tel: 07500 889249

"I always use the hand's on approach . . . You'll be guaranteed a happy ending"

[Nekder (Kenny)]

A guy walks into a building.
He walks up to the woman at the front desk.
He says "How much for one of your sex dolls?"

She says "Your money is no good here sir."
He says, "Why not?"
She says, "Because this is a morgue."


Neil C
Sports masseur
Brentford
West London
TW8
Tel: 07500 889249

"I always use the hand's on approach . . . You'll be guaranteed a happy ending"

 

    

[AtomicDog]

I was in an Italian restaurant the other night.
I asked the waitress
'May I ask you about the menu, please'?

She replied
"The men I please is none of your business Sir"

R Soul
Athelstaneford
East Lothian
North Berwick
 EH39 5BE

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[Nekder (Kenny)]

 

[erimus74]

I was in an Italian restaurant the other night.
I asked the waitress
'May I ask you about the menu, please'?

She replied
"The men I please is none of your business Sir"

R Soul
Athelstaneford
East Lothian
North Berwick
 EH39 5BE

😁👍

[tunstall]

I was in an Italian restaurant the other night.
I asked the waitress
'May I ask you about the menu, please'?

She replied
"The men I please is none of your business Sir"

R Soul
Athelstaneford
East Lothian
North Berwick
 EH39 5BE

Hahaha

[tunstall]

Atomic is off his chops like

[AtomicDog]

Atomic is off his chops like

Have you got a big 'Chop' for me Mr Tunny Sir?

I'm quite partial to the odd 'Pork chop',  but they can be a nightmare sometimes, you know when you stick your teeth into them?

Quentin C
The Bummers Bogs
Salford
 Greater Manchester
North West England

[Nekder (Kenny)]

A guy walks into a building.
He walks up to the woman at the front desk.
He says "How much for one of your sex dolls?"

She says "Your money is no good here sir."
He says, "Why not?"
She says, "Because this is a morgue."


Neil C
Sports masseur
Brentford
West London
TW8
Tel: 07500 889249

"I always use the hand's on approach . . . You'll be guaranteed a happy ending"

We watched 'The Terminator' franchise on our dead smart telly last night.

In one of the movie's Kyle Reese tells Sarah Connor he's a 21st commando who came through time to save her, ending up impregnating Her . . .

I bet that made a change from bloke's Reeking of Kouros or Old Spice, saying they were airline pilot's, stuntmen or SAS or summat.



Sonny & Cher
Hubberston
Milford Haven
Pembrokeshire
SA 73

    

[Nekder (Kenny)]

You only get this entertainment courtesy of RedRoar!

Does it not make you want to join in?

Go on! You know you want to!!

 

[AtomicDog]

Good evening
Ladies, Gentlemen, people of colour, none binary and of course all those Inbetweeners.

I hear on My Roberts Radio, DAB of course that there's some kind of 'Soccer' cup game.

Now between Me & You there's only 'Cup' game I've ever seen, been interested in, always watch on repeat.

It involed three Girl's and a singular cup, do you know the one?

 it's on the internet, Google is your friend, yeah?

So let's crack open a bottle of snakes piss, you know the one on offer in Waitrose, 3 for a tenner, sit back, relax . . .  and listen to My latest Ditty , which rhymes with 'Titty' . . . Did you see what I did there?,
I'm such a cad!

So this is My little villanelle 

Anyow, let's crack on . . .


Ahem . . .

 There once was a bloke called kenny,

of working class roots he had many

He thought

 'i know, I'll make a site, make people think it's  alright'?

Yeah, righto  I bet it's shite!

His mates were all thug's, I thought they were mug's.

They came in their droves, from where god  only knows?

I thought I'll join that site, it seems a bit of alright.



They told Me to fuck off! . . .

Harry G
All round entertainer, Bigger that Dryden ,Dylan Thomas,  . . . & Mel C
Cullercoats
North Tyneside
Tyne & Wear



My book of odes to the poor is available on the way out of the venue, it's not available in the shops, just a heads up

[Nekder (Kenny)]

      

Barking bonkers!

Quality work! I doff my cap!

[AtomicDog]

     

Barking bonkers!

Quality work! I doff my cap!

Listen right, cos it's the last time I'm going to say this.

I've sent you numerous messages before yeah?

Some clown off here, you know the one's that think they're clever cunts has access to My account and login details somehow?

The admin (and you know who you are on here) are a fucking joke.

No wonder you are always getting reported to the police.


I realise now why FMTTM is a much bigger site than this.


It's right what people say about you, you're a tit

[AtomicDog]

You've got some idiot, posting daft pictures of Bull Terrier's on post's.

Do you know what I do for dog rescues in the Uk?


No, you don't, so fuck off you idiot.

Trying to take the piss like?

I'll kick your cunt in, fucking divvy.

Delete My account, or I'll tell the police.

No wonder no fucker comes on here.

Daft woolyback cunt.

[Nekder (Kenny)]

Fuck me! A "tit"? "Wolly back cunt"?

I expected something with more OOMMPHH from you.

Neutered or distemper???.....

[Nekder (Kenny)]

Not this again?

Thought this was sorted last time?

I will speak to Johnny again.

Think i might have to dig out the muzzle......

[AtomicDog]

[AtomicDog]

Not this again?

Thought this was sorted last time?

I will speak to Johnny again.

Think i might have to dig out the muzzle......

Oh ha ha the fucking idiot has posted again?


Fuck off you hillbilly draft cunt.

Don't be sending me no messages anymore, yeah?