SOME PEOPLE

[Nekder (Kenny)]

I wont rabbit on or try to embarrass anybody but today some bloke(s) "conspired" to do something nice for me.

Despite my protestations i was ignored and a gift "basket" was delivered to my home.

I really do not know what to or how to even begin to say thank you.

You(s) know who you are.

There are some real genuine blokes on this site. Fellas im proud to call my mates. Fellas who show nothing but concern and bro love for me.

I speak with music.

To you lads, and if ya kno ya know, 1 in particular.......
x

[Blott]

Good on them, well deserved.

[Gingerpig]

OTR they would be virtue signalling their goodness to all......thas the difference on here !!!

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

I'M GLAD IT HAPPENED MATE I TRIED MY BEST TO MAKE IT HAPPEN... NO NAMES MENTIONED BUT THE LAD DESERVES A MEDAL AS BIG AS A BIN LID 👍💪💪💪👍 TOTAL RESPECT 🐕🐾🐾🐾🐕

[AtomicDog]

What has happened Boss, have I missed something?

I'm sorry for the late reply but I do have a responsible job to to and I can't spend all My day meandering aimlessly around 'Soccer' message boards.
I have just returned from My walk down the avenue of trees, whilst back home eating My dinner I've noticed this post.

Can you elaborate to what has gone on?

*Puturbed
Walmington-on-Sea
England*

[Nekder (Kenny)]

Well Perturbed of Walmington.

A mystical gift giving being left a package at my door today.

I got a text not to go out of my house till after 3.30pm.

I will say i replied "WTF is going on" and "Do i need to get the bat out of retirement"?

But lo and behold it was just someone doing something really cool for me.
 

If you nip down the alley to the shed at the end ask for "Pvt Walker" and he will sort you a Nekky discount!!..

[AtomicDog]

Oh that was nice of whoever it was from.

The reason why I ask is Me & Colin were in Sainsbury's today.

Colin said:

"Let's suprise Kenny, you know send him summat, for a laugh"

'What like a taxi or a pizza, encyclopaedia Britannica'

"FFS Russ you know he can't read, fathead" . . .

So, anyway we walked down the aisle,

'what do you think of this col'?

"Yeah, he'll love that" etc.


So we got:

Some theatrical movie make up (Black)
A curly afro wig
The black & white minstrels greatest hits CD (My choice)
A cassette of Bavarian marching music
13 set's of white bedsheets/ pillow cases
A knife
A coil of rope
Some Turps
And twelve 6ft wooden crosses.



Is this what was in the package today boss?


Only we got a txt from Amazon saying Ahmed your driver is your next drop.

The nice girl on the till (Kissie) did say the item's can be returned within 14 day's, if unused?

We've been saving all our pocket money for week's . . .

Would you have rather we got you Fish & Chip's?


*Worried
Colin & Russ
Winchelsea*

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Oh that was nice of whoever it was from.

The reason why I ask is Me & Colin were in Sainsbury's today.

Colin said:

"Let's suprise Kenny, you know send him summat, for a laugh"

'What like a taxi or a pizza, encyclopaedia Britannica'

"FFS Russ you know he can't read, fathead" . . .

So, anyway we walked down the aisle,

'what do you think of this col'?

"Yeah, he'll love that" etc.


So we got:

Some theatrical movie make up (Black)
A curly afro wig
The black & white minstrels greatest hits CD (My choice)
A cassette of Bavarian marching music
13 set's of white bedsheets/ pillow cases
A knife
A coil of rope
Some Turps
And twelve 6ft wooden crosses.



Is this what was in the package today boss?


Only we got a txt from Amazon saying Ahmed your driver is your next drop.

The nice girl on the till (Kissie) did say the item's can be returned within 14 day's, if unused?

We've been saving all our pocket money for week's . . .

Would you have rather we got you Fish & Chip's?


*Worried
Colin & Russ
Winchelsea*

A dildo.

He said it's no good though, it's taken all the enamel off his teeth

  

[TommyDickfingers]

Oh that was nice of whoever it was from.

The reason why I ask is Me & Colin were in Sainsbury's today.

Colin said:

"Let's suprise Kenny, you know send him summat, for a laugh"

'What like a taxi or a pizza, encyclopaedia Britannica'

"FFS Russ you know he can't read, fathead" . . .

So, anyway we walked down the aisle,

'what do you think of this col'?

"Yeah, he'll love that" etc.


So we got:

Some theatrical movie make up (Black)
A curly afro wig
The black & white minstrels greatest hits CD (My choice)
A cassette of Bavarian marching music
13 set's of white bedsheets/ pillow cases
A knife
A coil of rope
Some Turps
And twelve 6ft wooden crosses.



Is this what was in the package today boss?


Only we got a txt from Amazon saying Ahmed your driver is your next drop.

The nice girl on the till (Kissie) did say the item's can be returned within 14 day's, if unused?

We've been saving all our pocket money for week's . . .

Would you have rather we got you Fish & Chip's?


*Worried
Colin & Russ
Winchelsea*

I have no idea why I laughed like fuck at this

🤣🤣

[AtomicDog]

Neither do I, I don't get it either?



*Bruce
The land of nod*

[Gingerpig]

Fk me I love the mentality  of this madhouse

[erimus74]

I wont rabbit on or try to embarrass anybody but today some bloke(s) "conspired" to do something nice for me.

Despite my protestations i was ignored and a gift "basket" was delivered to my home.

I really do not know what to or how to even begin to say thank you.

You(s) know who you are.

There are some real genuine blokes on this site. Fellas im proud to call my mates. Fellas who show nothing but concern and bro love for me.

I speak with music.

To you lads, and if ya kno ya know, 1 in particular.......
x

Thats so nice & thoughtful, if you're reading this, class, well done, you should be proud of yourself

[Francks left peg]

Anyone would think this kenny you are all on about was a good lad 😉

[erimus74]

And to think this site was shutdown for so long & anyone who posted on it should have been led straight to the dungeons

No thumbs down on here to any posts, no disliking someone because of a difference of opinions, wrong colour tie, no patronising posts that im right & you're always wrong, I've yet to receive a post saying im looking for attention with my this day posts, or posting to many Boro related posts on a Boro message board, no what I have noticed is plenty of support & kindness shown, which illustrates with Ken today

Great forum & happy to contribute to

[Francks left peg]

And to think this site was shutdown for so long & anyone who posted on it should have been led straight to the dungeons

No thumbs down on here to any posts, no disliking someone because of a diffetence of opinions, wrong colour tie, no patronising posts that im right & you're are always wrong, Ive yet to receive a post saying im look ing attention for my this day posts, or posting to many Boro related posts on a Boro message boatd, no what I have noticed is plenty of support & kindness shown, which illustrates with Ken today

Great forum & happy to contribute to

Great forum,Erimus. Inclusive of all views unlike otr

[Gingerpig]

my God if OTR & one Boro opened their eyes etc they would see , we  on here


LIVE & let live


freds lot never have for 2-3 yrs

[Eastcoastred]

A fantastic gesture,, who ever you are well done,,

[erimus74]

A fantastic gesture,, who ever you are well done,,

Here, here 👍

[Nekder (Kenny)]

I have had a year that has nearly finished me off.

When Carmen went i thought that was it for me. I could not imagine a life without her.
I know these are "cliches" but im speaking from the heart.

Life has booted me to a point of not wanting a life. I did not want to survive without Carmen. She was not only my partner but she was my best friend also.

But since her passing the support and friendship i have gotten from the lads in this community has made me stronger and better as each day passes.
I know i still have a long way to go in this fight.
But i know for once in my life i dont have to fight by myself.

Thank you to each and everyone of 1.

I will be forever grateful to you all.

Kenny x

[AtomicDog]

Well hello there how the devil are you . . .

Please allow Me to introduce myself I'm a Man of wealth and taste.
My name is Bobbie and this is My 'Friend' Earl.
I'm Sagittarius, Non-binary My favourite colour is beige . . . Oh and I support the socialist labour party I sometimes help out in the local soup kitchen, but I don't want to talk about that now.

I was born in Middlesbrough, Nether Silton to be precise. But now I live in a place called London . . . Yes I do!
have you heard of it?
I've got a big massive house, it's got two swimming pools and it's worth a fortune, far more than yours is! One of My neighbours is the Pop singer Maxi Priest. I don't know why he still lives near us as it's quite gentrified now, we don't have many of them types anymore. He's rubbish as well.
I'm considered a fashionista and I wear all the latest brands. Givenchy, Prada, Versace, Channel . . . I wear Gucci sliders too . . . Yes I do!

I don't wear that ghastly Stone Island or CP Company the stuff yobbo's wear.

I like to travel and I've been everywhere. I always go everywhere all the time . . . Yes I do!
I like car's too and I've got loads. Big fast one's, red one's, electric the lot.
Don't worry it will be better than yours, faster, worth more money and have more gears too.

But My main passion is MFC I've been to every game they've ever played.

We are actually on the way up there on the train to see today's football game.
I always travel first class, the one with the extra leg room, that you pay for? . . .Yes I do!

When we get to Middlesborough we go in a place called the Pig Iron have you heard of it, you know the place that's full of disadvantaged simpletons?
We like to play a game called 'Guess if he's got a job, full set of teeth'

I win that one all the time . . .
It's fun in there as you can patronise the locals all the time it's dead easy

When we walk to the game though we always get pestered by this ill dressed, pitiful looking Man to buy this stupid comic?
I bought one once and it was rubbish!

I only came across this site as I was trying to find the team formation for today, on My new smartphone that I've just got from Selfridges, hoping that Fabrizio Ravanelli has got over his injury and is playing today. He's My favourite.
I hope I don't come across as condescending as I'm not like that and I've never forgotten My working class roots
 I'm going to have to go  now as I need a drink . . . Yes I do!
Come up the Boro!! .

'Earl I've got no Moët left will you go and get me another flute'?

"Go and get it yourself you lazy b***ard, I was asleep then" . . .



*Bob & Earl
Electric Avenue
Brixton
SW9 8JY*

[Nekder (Kenny)]

That is my kind of satire!

I fully get the "vibe" of that 1 Dog.

Its as if it was written by people off, i dont know, another football forum.

That is the work of a genius!

When it comes to your posts of satire you are up there with Erimus for his football posts, Coulby and his poems!

That really made me laugh Dog!
Quality!

      

[AtomicDog]

Morning all . . .
I would just like to make an appeal to the general public for some information?


When Me and Harriet, sorry WPC Gallagher were doing our morning exercise in the panda car earlier we got a call on the radio about looking for information on a ne'er-do-well that was spotted loitering in East Cleveland, Skelton to be precise . . . About 15:15 yesterday?

He's been described as:

White
'Funny looking' . . . ?
Quite muscular
With pointy ears
Triangular eyes
A long face
And a large appendage! (Don't worry there's been no reports of indecent exposure . . . As of yet!)
Anyone with any information can contact Cleveland's finest in the strictest confidence.
Don't worry we're on the case.

In the meantime I would advise on keeping all doors, windows and gate's locked until we apprehend this miscreant. . . Which will be soon!

As you were . . .

[Nekder (Kenny)]

Think i have a sighting to report!

I saw that miscreant in my bathroom mirror this morning!

I thought it was a ghost! An apparition of mystic vibeology.

It spoke! Some gibberish about a place called "OTR" and the devil lives amongst us. Some bloke masquerading as a walrus fingerer. Some bloke that has made penguins form a #METOOPINGU group about the predator in their midst.

I shall wait for tomorrows shave to see if he imparts anymore wisdom...........

[AtomicDog]

Have you been drinking Boss . . . Only it is rather early for that, don't you think?
As for the bizarre goings on I know nothing about it, I was at work yesterday. I do have a rather busy job and just don't have the time to keep looking on here.

Do you think My account has been compromised, maybe you should speak to Johnny, Rich or Lids I know they have been issues before?

I'm not ashamed to admit it but I've been groomed a few times  before as well.

There I've said it . . .
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[Nekder (Kenny)]

"Barking" mad!!